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A lovably Canadian insult for someone who's a bit dim, clumsy, and probably nursing their third Molson of the morning. Popularized by the McKenzie brothers, it's the polite northern version of calling someone a bumbling idiot. Think of it as 'bless your heart' but with more flannel and hockey references.
That disorienting state when you're rudely awakened before you've had enough sleep, leaving you groggy, confused, and unable to comprehend basic human communication. Everything looks fuzzy and words sound like they're spoken underwater.
Holy fucking shit, no way!
Holy Hole in a Donut Batman
broke down automobile
When a car hits the 100,000 mi/km mark and starts becoming an endless money pit due to constant repair work needed.
A nickname that U.S. Marines call eachother when referring to an individual Marine that does their job well and is well respected among other Marines.
The imaginary medical condition used to explain that awkward single hiccup that erupts from your body at the worst possible moment. Unlike normal hiccups that come in annoying sequences, hiccupitis strikes once and sounds like your body is trying to speak whale. It's the perfect excuse for that weird noise you just made during a silent meeting.
A chess move where you deploy the knight (the horse-shaped piece) to attack an opponent's piece or position. It's what happens when chess players try to make the game sound way more exciting than it actually is to non-chess players.
The Swiss Army knife of casual verbs: means either to visit a place or to contact someone for something you need. Perfect for when you want to sound laid-back about your Jamba Juice addiction or hitting your parents up for rent money. Maximum versatility, minimum syllables.
The quality or state of being hobo-like; a vibe of deliberate scruffiness, wanderlust, or general vagrant aesthetic—think thrifted clothes, weathered boots, and a 'the road chose me' attitude.
The Houston Pootang Destroyers An elite group of gamers, racists, nerds, grease monkeys and car aficionados. Has since been separated… but not disbanded…
help me with homework
To hit the books means to study. High school and college students often use this phrase, when telling others that they have to complete some required reading or study for a test.
A baseball abbreviation that refers to the number of "holds" a pitcher has recorded.
horse s**t and splinters
Half-PPR is a fantasy football (FFB) abbreviation for aPPRleague that awards half-points for each reception instead of a full point. It is one of the more popular FFB scoring formats since it adds a new facet to the standard league but still does not put too much emphasis on theWRposition.
happicle n (happy + diminutive suffix Ðicle, like in "particle," "icicle") Ð a particle of happiness, the smallest unit of happiness; a single happy occurrence or a momentary feeling of happiness.
The act of ruining someone's perfectly good vibe, usually uttered by someone channeling their inner 1970s stoner. It's what happens when your friend starts discussing their existential dread right when you're peacefully enjoying your lava lamp. A vintage phrase that deserves more usage in modern times.
acronym for High Altitude Mega Fart. They can occur when living in or visiting high elevations. Known to happen during ski trips and hiking trips in the mountains and also on-board airplanes. Believed to be caused by the large difference in pressure between your insides and the low pressure of high altitudes thus causing a larger and more violent expulsion of gas through the anus than would occur at sea levels.
Not many people use HLM since it is obscure and specific. However, if you encounter the acronym, you may need to use context clues to know who the "he" is unless they mention him in the same conversation or message.
A motorcyclist's term for when the weather conditions are so miserable that it is a good idea to ride with a helmet.
Homework is the bane of students from grade school to college. It not only requires a lot of effort but also ruins social plans, especially over the weekend.
"What's up?," of course, is a way of asking what and/or how someone is doing. Those who use text and chat slang also sometimes abbreviate "What's up?" assup,WU, or W^.