Definition

To get anally raped and not telling anyone about it.

Example Usage

"Did you hear, Jack just got Hassaned"

Origin

Urban Dictionary

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jtlyk

just to let you know

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Draft Dasher

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November 1st

An internet-designated day where people claim you must share your food with anyone who asks, part of the endless series of made-up "national days" that circulate on social media. It's basically a meme excuse for freeloading friends to justify asking for your snacks. Notable for occurring right after Halloween, when everyone's still protecting their candy stash.

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The Everything-and-Nothing Paradox

A philosophical concept stating that if everything is possible, then the impossibility of things is also possible—creating a logical loop that breaks your brain. It's the ultimate 'gotcha' argument for people who love contradictions.

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Prep Hop

A fashion hybrid blending preppy button-ups and neatly gelled hair with hip-hop street clothing aesthetics—basically what happens when a country club attendee raids a rap concert's wardrobe.

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wylym

Watch Your Language Young Man...