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"Goddamn Girlfriend"—a texting abbreviation for when you're too frustrated with your romantic partner to type out her actual name because that might show mercy.
A self-proclaimed tactical enthusiast who frequents firearms shops primarily to collect military-grade gear and tell elaborate combat-inspired war stories, despite their actual combat experience consisting of video games and mall mall walks. They're convinced that owning an M4 makes them look like they've actually seen action.
That absolutely incompetent person at the gas pump who can't figure out how the pump works, blocks your access while asking for help, and somehow thinks you're their personal tech support—the human embodiment of bad timing.
Someone who weaponizes religious scripture or claims divine authority to justify harmful actions, abuse of power, or refusal to listen to opposing views—zealotry with convenient footnotes.
When something is so impressively excellent that it transcends normal praise—basically divine-level greatness. The ultimate compliment when regular adjectives simply cannot contain your hype.
The dismissive label media outlets use to describe lesbian relationships while maintaining plausible deniability about the obvious romantic context. It's the heteronormative broadcaster's way of saying 'we see you but we're not acknowledging what's actually happening here' with maximum corporate cheerfulness.
A post-victory taunt directed at the loser, implying they're inexperienced, unskilled, or generally inferior—gaming's most enthusiastic way to rub victory in someone's face.
A gender identity classification for someone who embraces non-conformity and uses all pronouns interchangeably without caring about correction—often paired with pansexuality. Basically: pronouns? They're all vibes, no pronouns are off-limits here.
A mindset of tackling life's challenges head-on with maturity and resilience, rather than avoiding responsibility or complaining incessantly. It's the adult equivalent of 'putting on your big boy pants' and handling your business.
A retro PSA-inspired call to action demanding people care about the environment and trash their trash responsibly. Think of it as the 70s-meets-Gen-Z environmental guilt trip.
Your sibling's grandchild—a perfectly logical family term that somehow doesn't sound as natural as it should. It's the genealogical equivalent of finding a missing puzzle piece.
Slang popularized by Dr. Dre meaning you're down for whatever, free, and ready to hang out with zero commitments. It's the verbal equivalent of shrugging and saying 'I'm game for literally anything.'
A Greek-origin term for an unkempt, malodorous creep with Discord mod energy—the kind of person who makes you instinctively hold your breath.
The telltale circular mark left on your car windshield by a suction cup GPS mount—basically a neon sign advertising to thieves that you once had something worth stealing.
The unfortunate result of someone shaving off their eyebrows by accident—or so they claim—leaving them looking like they raided their grandmother's makeup drawer circa 1987.
An acronym for 'Greatest Of All Time'—the ultimate compliment for someone or something that's absolutely unbeatable at what they do.