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Guitar Hero Thumb—a repetitive strain injury on your strumming hand from shredding plastic guitars at expert difficulty levels way too often. It's the badge of honor no one wanted to earn.
The tentative roster of people you tell someone when inviting them to an event—a beautiful blend of confirmed attendees, maybes, chronic no-shows, and unexpected gate-crashers that never matches reality.
An expression of agreement or acknowledgment in response to a statement or proposition. Think of it as a casual 'yes' or 'for sure' that signals you're on board.
That blissful mental state when a substance (usually an edible or drink) finally kicks in and you're no longer waiting—you're *there*. It's the moment of no return into a night of questionable decisions.
In Minecraft, when you get surrounded and absolutely demolished by a horde of hostile mobs (skeletons, creepers, zombies, etc.) all at once. It's a multiplayer defeat of the most embarrassing kind.
Either your parents' parents' parents (your most senior relatives), or an exceptionally cool and generous grandparent who actually remembers what it's like to be young.
A keyboard-smash version of 'genius' that perfectly encapsulates someone trying way too hard to sound intelligent while actually demonstrating the opposite through spectacularly bad spelling.
A dramatic vocalization that combines a sharp gasp with an excited exclamation, expressing profound surprise or shock that a simple 'gasp' just cannot adequately convey. When regular reactions aren't extra enough for the moment.
A casual, ironic term of address for a friend or group of friends, used in a playful rather than insulting manner. Think of it as friendly ribbing dressed up as a greeting.
The final evolutionary form of Dad Bod—when the beer belly, love handles, and general descent into comfort have reached maximum intensity. It's what happens when you stop fighting the inevitable.
A coded term used by students to refer to vaping devices while in school, allowing for discreet conversation about vape usage in environments where it's forbidden.
To be ghosted by someone you genuinely connected with on a dating app—named after the feeling of being mysteriously vanished on by someone who seemed perfect.
A towering female figure typically depicted as 20+ feet tall, primarily featured in fantasy fiction and niche internet communities. She's basically what happens when you want a regular woman but make her architecturally impossible.
A bowel movement of such extraordinary magnitude that it seems to violate basic human physiology and plumbing regulations; a toilet-clogging feat of legendary proportions.
That moment when something startles, scares, or creeps you out so badly that your skin erupts in goosebumps—whether from genuine fear, eerie vibes, or someone jumping out to terrify you.