No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
A girl who spends significant time online, often characterized by a specific aesthetic or fashion sense; sometimes used mockingly by those who find internet femininity cringe-worthy. It's basically 'girl + internet' but with more makeup.
Someone who derives satisfaction or twisted pleasure from inflicting emotional pain on themselves—basically someone who sabotages their own happiness as a hobby.
Mental and visual first aid served up after witnessing something unspeakable on the internet—your go-to remedy is one cute animal video or wholesome meme. It's what you need when you can't unsee what you just saw.
The baffling collection of dings, dents, and bumper damage on an elderly person's meticulously maintained car—proof that good vision and reflexes matter more than oil changes when preserving paint.