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A hickey (visible neck bruise) left by someone who subsequently breaks up with you via email the next day—a humiliating souvenir of poor romantic judgment. The ultimate embarrassment of being literally marked by your own bad taste.
Text-speak abbreviation for 'definitely,' born from the crucial era when saving four characters felt like a significant technological achievement.
An old slang term for kick a**.
A psychological phenomenon where your sense of money's actual value evaporates the moment you enter a theme park, making $15 for a pen seem totally reasonable. It's what happens when nostalgia and captive audiences combine to make your wallet weep.
A punny term for sudden-onset diarrhea specifically triggered by consuming Kung Pao Chicken, combining 'dung' with the dish's actual name. It's what your digestive system does when it files a formal complaint.
When the universe conspires to deliver absurd, petty misfortunes with suspicious regularity—never catastrophic, just perfectly inconvenient. It's bad luck with a comedic timing that only cosmic forces could orchestrate.
A powerful woman who takes charge and controls the narrative, whether in BDSM contexts or just in the boardroom. Dominant energy personified.
Fantasy football leagues differ on whether they include play from just the DEF or the special teams, too (DST). It's up to you and the rest of the teams to choose how you want to play.
A humorous metric measuring the concentration or percentage of obnoxious, arrogant people in a given location. High douche-centage means it's probably time to find a new spot.
A dude sporting the aesthetic of perpetually unwashed long hair, band tees, and gaming apparel—basically what happens when personal hygiene takes a backseat to basement-dwelling culture.
Keyboard smashing as a legitimate form of expression—the digital equivalent of losing your mind over something mind-blowingly awesome. When coherent words simply cannot contain your enthusiasm.
Psychological baggage stemming from an absent or poor paternal relationship, often characterized by seeking validation from older male figures and struggling with trust and emotional stability.
To speak at exhausting length about a topic nobody asked about, filled with tangential rabbit holes and excruciating detail—essentially what happens when someone's Wikipedia rabbit hole finds a microphone.
An awkwardly dramatic monologue where someone launches into a serious, overly earnest lecture about feelings while everyone watches in secondhand embarrassment.
An unpleasant surprise left by your neighbor's dog on your lawn, shoes, or life—nature's booby trap for the unsuspecting pedestrian wrapped in regret and stink.
When someone is acting comfortable and relaxed, like they're hanging out at home with people they love—used heavily in fandom culture to describe cozy, intimate moments between characters or celebrities. It's basically the opposite of trying-too-hard energy.
A digital exchange of intimate photos between people, usually via messaging apps or social media—texting-era intimacy with all the permanent record-keeping risks.
British slang for absolutely nothing; what you discover when your expectations meet harsh reality.
To obtain money through morally questionable means like embezzlement or tax fraud; the art of getting rich when your methods definitely wouldn't survive an IRS audit.
When you and your friend simultaneously decide to order the same drink flavor at the same time, creating an unspoken synchronized bond over beverages. It's the drink version of jinxing someone.
Abbreviated slang for 'that ain't fair'—a quick way to call out an unfair or unjust situation. Pronounced like 'daff,' it's the text-speak version of a complaint.
Someone who's earnestly uncool in an endearing way—often a covert compliment wrapped in teasing, since calling someone dorky might secretly mean they're kind of cute.
A revolting brown paste that accumulates at the bottom of cups or bottles at parties, containing a charming mixture of cigarette butts, ash, spit, beer dregs, and whatever else people thought was funny to add. It smells like regret and poor life choices.
An atmospheric drum and bass subgenre laced with breakcore chaos, defined by its relentlessly bleak, depressive, or melancholic aesthetic. It's what plays when you're aesthetically blue and you like your beats fast and intricate.