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a getaway or an escape. typically at the beach, filled with fruity cocktails, wine coolers, and all the other girly drinks your husband gives you the side eye for. an excuse to run away for the monotony of real life, one typically filled with a hectic job, whiny children, and a husband who just doesn't get it.
An american cable TV/Internet company, whose company name was probably created by some drunk with his hand in his pants.
Eating A delicious milkshake while under the influence of marijuana, weed, pot, smoke, green and, grass.
Is the action of dating to Dominicans at the same time in order to forget your ex-
Just an anoying idot whos so cocky and annoying his a pedo and thinks his so perfect everyone hates him he is
The French fries that fall apart easily.
ME! Or at least my online nickname...
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The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.
1. Consequences of a given action regarding social and political infrastructure. 2. A specific MUCK, themed on anthropomorphic animal individuals. Also: Used as an expression of joy uttered during sexual intercourse between intellectuals.
To ejaculate; The act of releasing semen from the male penis.
When you make a girl grow out her sideburns until they are the size of Martin Van Buren's, and then you use them as handles for when she sucks your dick while eating peppermint candy.
A place you go when you don't want anybody to know where you're at. (puck-er-bush-nob)
Getting thoroughly screwed over, defeated, or taken advantage of in spectacular fashion. Originally internet slang for being dominated in gaming (synonymous with "pwned" or "owned"), though the term carries additional crude implications that make it versatile for describing any situation where someone gets the short end of the stick.
The brain-fart term you blurt out when "lunch" mysteriously evacuates your vocabulary at the exact moment you need it. It's that beautiful moment of linguistic failure where you know there's a word for the midday meal, but your neurons decide to Frankenstein together two other meal names instead. Proof that even simple words can ghost you when you're hungry.
When your digestive system stages a sudden, violent overthrow of your bowel control, usually at the worst possible moment. It's a gastrointestinal coup where your pants are the casualties and dignity is the first casualty of war.
A deliciously sarcastic Zoolander-inspired dismissal for boring, pointless stories that go nowhere and mean nothing. It's the sophisticated way to tell someone their anecdote was about as thrilling as watching paint dry in slow motion.
Someone who blatantly steals another person's style, catchphrases, jokes, or overall vibe and passes them off as their own. These creative kleptomaniacs lack originality so profoundly they resort to identity theft-lite, copying everything from someone's flow to their entire personality. It's plagiarism for the streets, and nobody respects it.
The act of aggressively pursuing male romantic prospects with the desperation of someone fishing with dynamite instead of a rod. Characterized by indiscriminate approach tactics and a complete absence of selectivity or subtlety.
An MTV-coined term for intense platonic female friendships with the energy of a romance, essentially the lesbian equivalent of 'bromance.' It described non-sexual but deeply affectionate bonds between women on reality TV. The show was cancelled, but the phenomenon of best friends being inseparable continues unabated.
The adjective for when something is mildly disappointing but not quite devastating enough to warrant full "disappointment" status. It's the lukewarm letdown, the shoulder-shrug of negative emotions, the "meh" of unmet expectations.
Someone who doesn't just survive trauma or hardship but comes out the other side leveled up, turning their struggles into strength and advocating for others. It's the inspirational rebrand of 'survivor' for people who refuse to just get by—they're determined to flourish despite everything.
An acronym for 'I Am Laughing,' the more formal cousin of LOL for people who want to acknowledge humor without committing to actually laughing out loud. It's what you type when something is mildly amusing but not quite worthy of a full-blown laugh.
Short for 'Yandere Role Play,' where participants act out scenarios involving obsessive, possessive characters—typically from anime culture. It's the niche roleplay category that makes regular roleplay look well-adjusted by comparison.