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Chron with the verb tense skies in it.
A girl that is beautiful but insults friends.
A loser that sucks balls; douche
A language created by beautiful, hot, great-vagine havers in the early 21st century. This language is the national language of the “dumbass bosco.” Born Boston, Bosco is a dumb, dyslexic motherfucker.
inspired by the expression good ol' raisins and peanuts, gorpcore represents outdoorsy/hiking/mountain wear. Brands such as NorthFace and Patagonia represent gorpcore.
The unapologetic, sugar-laden, original formula Coca-Cola that hasn't been neutered by the diet or zero-calorie treatment. It's what health-conscious people say with mild horror when they realize their drink wasn't the artificially sweetened version they requested. The beverage equivalent of going all-in instead of hedging your bets.
A deliciously sarcastic Zoolander-inspired dismissal for boring, pointless stories that go nowhere and mean nothing. It's the sophisticated way to tell someone their anecdote was about as thrilling as watching paint dry in slow motion.
A legendary Japanese sports car from the '90s that earned the nickname "Godzilla" for its dominance in racing and tuner culture. Worshipped by JDM enthusiasts and immortalized in countless video games and anime, though it sits slightly below the Supra and R34 in the import fanboy hierarchy. If you see one stateside, it's either worth a fortune or someone's entire personality.
A childish teasing term used to mock young boys, designed specifically to trigger tears and tantrums. The nonsensical food-based insult that somehow hits harder than actual mean words when you're under ten.
The act of sliding someone's underwear to the side rather than removing it entirely before intimate activity, mimicking the functional elegance of French doors that open without swinging wide. Efficiency meets spontaneity in furniture-inspired foreplay terminology.
"Marvo's Epic Fail Award" - a tongue-in-cheek Facebook accolade bestowed upon whoever spectacularly face-plants in sports, celebrity life, or general existence that week. Think of it as a participation trophy for participating in catastrophic failure, all in good fun of course.
The magical transformation that occurs when a hangry person finally gets food and becomes tolerable again. A portmanteau of 'chonk' (eating heartily) and 'nonchalance,' describing that post-meal zen state where someone goes from raging monster to reasonable human. Scientists have yet to study this phenomenon, but spouses worldwide can confirm its existence.
A verb describing the act of covering something with aluminum foil.
white people who cry when they get in trouble for being horrid ie. crying when they get in trouble for calling 911 on black people doing (fill in the blank) ie. when their dealer cuts them off for not having money but they're hooked
1) A cranked up, stiff non-syncopated drum beat. The snare drum must be very loud. This is a result of a music industry in the 1980’s that wanted to distance itself from any of the “boring” improvisational aspects of hard rock music. 2) Squealing lead guitar that lacks any semblance of feeling and may be dropped into any other song on recording by said band. 3) Angry lyrics about teachers, cops and parents who are always f-ing with you. Sometimes even librarians may be a target in videos. 4) Lyrics about being high. 5) Band members must laugh incessantly at all of their own responses to interviewer's questions. (David Lee Roth started this trend but he actually was funny.)
My favorite non-swear word that really isn't one
The ultra secret burger at McDonald's that only pimps can order.
A short, honest, sexy, amazing, wonderful, hot, lesbian, in love with Bayle person. Someone who is a kourtnee Is confident and loves themselves and others. kourtnee has mommy issues. Kourtnee has a tough outer shell but is a softie on the inside. Everyone wants kourtnee but nobody can have her. Her best friend bayle is inlove with her. -writen by kourtnees best friend
A rapper who has been taught the following by the music producers, advertisers, and directors. 1. You are from a tough neighborhood. So you must be tough, act hard, and get jewelry to fit your role. 2. You are a gangster. You have been shot. 3. You dont give a f**k. 4.Lets make some money off these suckers out there.
a nice guy who is nice when you meet him
The act of drilling a hole into the back of one's skull, and proceeding to repeatedly insert the penis through said hole into the brain cavity, undoubtedly killing the victim.
Noun; Asphyxiation 1. Death by strangulation; ergo blockage in air passage. 2. Incapability to breathe; inevitable death if prolonged.
A Dirty Kimmi is when you insert a strawberry blowpop in your butthole while 69ing on top of a 95' Mazda Miata surrounded by a full naked orchestra in the middle of a cornfield. Each member of the orchestra also has a blow pop up their bum but not necessarily strawberry. Oh and they're playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck".
The Houston Pootang Destroyers An elite group of gamers, racists, nerds, grease monkeys and car aficionados. Has since been separated… but not disbanded…