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A more accurate depiction of the common slang blonde moment. It is named after politician Dr Bruce Flegg, who became the leader of the Queensland Liberal Party in 2006. Flegg insulting referred to a glitch of his memory as a blonde moment, hence the emergence of the term Flegg moment into mainstream usage.
To take a perfectly normal name and change the spelling to something stupid so that your kid can be yOoNeEk. Origin: A purposely stupid yOuNeEk spelling of "snowflake."
An exaggerated speaking style in which the person subtly imitates the speech of the person they are speaking too
When a woman/man who has received anal takes a dump and the cum dyes their fecal matter white
Long Back Short Top Shaved Sides Another name for a variation of a hard-core mullet haircut. Often seen on the trashiest of whites. Prevelant in the south. Plentiful at any NASCAR gathering.
A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after. TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!
Boys cant handle her , she too pretty , and she thick af 😘
The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt. Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
A shorthand for a Mandalorian from Star Wars
(verb)-Meaning to tell someone information. (slang) to give the 411*
a random word twistyp made while off percs
n. The currency used in the University of Washington Greek System. One quanta of street cred is a "tablet".
The time-honored tradition of decorating someone's car with every shade of automotive paint available, typically executed by overenthusiastic high schoolers armed with too much creativity and questionable supervision. The result usually resembles a Jackson Pollock painting on wheels, complete with mandatory polka dots.
Someone born in the millennial-Gen Z twilight zone of 2000-2001 who can vaguely remember dial-up internet and VHS tapes but isn't quite old enough to claim full '90s kid status. They're stuck in generational limbo, too young for one club and too old for the other, forever explaining that yes, they do remember life before smartphones.
Street terminology for one-eighth of a kilogram of cocaine, which breaks down to four full ounces plus 13 grams (the 'baby' being the short half-ounce). Popularized by Young Jeezy's oddly specific pricing structure, this is drug dealing with a cute nickname attached. Your neighborhood pharmacy would never package things this creatively.
British rhyming slang that's been shortened more times than a game of telephone, originating from "What's the story?" becoming "What's the John Dory?" (a type of fish) and finally just "What's the John?" Essentially means "What's going on?" or "What's the deal with that?" It's Cockney slang for people who like their questions with extra steps.
Street slang for being so extraordinarily high on cocaine that you've lost all ability to track your consumption or basic arithmetic. When you're yiped out, you're operating at a level of stimulation where pain becomes optional and memories become highly negotiable. Not recommended for tire-changing or literally any activity requiring motor skills or judgment.
why would you do that
what are you doing today
You Are A f**king Moron
yet another pointless acronym
Yes, My ret*rded Ass Signed Up
you suck at the internet
A condition where someone compulsively needs to establish dominance in every interaction, must have the last word in every argument, and picks fights with other alpha personalities like it's an Olympic sport. Often hereditary, always exhausting.