No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
For Your Entertainment
got observers - keep it decent
get the f**k over it
i miss you so f**king much
low cost small notebook personal computer
laughing my ass off out loud
laugh out loud at work
laughing quietly to self
lesbian until graduation
oops I broke my computer
Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
Read between the lines
shove it up your ass
shut your damn mouth
want to have sex with me
what the hell you idiot
Stands for 'Weird Awkward Boner,' referring to those inconvenient and inexplicable moments of arousal that occur at the worst possible times. It's biology's way of ensuring maximum embarrassment during science class, presentations, or family dinners.
ASCII art depicting a person sitting on a toilet, because sometimes the internet needs to communicate bathroom occupancy with maximum efficiency and minimum pixels. A digital hieroglyph for our times. Surprisingly expressive for four characters.
An emoticon depicting angry shock or outraged disbelief, typically deployed when you've been denied something you desperately wanted or witnessed an injustice. The greater-than sign adds an angry eyebrow to the classic open-mouth shock face, creating the digital equivalent of a toddler's tantrum face. Most commonly used ironically to exaggerate minor disappointments.
A grown man who remains completely under his mother's control, unable to make independent decisions about relationships or life choices despite being well into adulthood. He's the guy who's never had a girlfriend mom didn't approve of first, typically found in wealthy families where maternal authority never expired. The adult version of asking permission to go to the bathroom.
An incompetent employee or general fool, often but not exclusively found behind fast-food counters forgetting your order. It combines the corporate ubiquity of McDonald's with old-school "chump" energy. The perfect descriptor for anyone who microwaves fish in the office break room.
Ts and Ps is an abbreviated saying of the "thoughts and prayers" phrase. People typically use Ts and Ps when reacting to something sad or challenging to send their condolences (although some people send it mockingly in the same vein as "tots and pears").
The term FOBO first appeared in an October 2020 Slate article titledThe FOBO Is Real, in which author Heather Schwedel explained FOBO's meaning. Seven months into the United States' roller coaster pandemic experience, Schwedel assumed most remote workers were feeling at least some amount of FOBO, until The New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin notably proved her wrong.
Sometimes, people send DYHAB just as a way of getting to know others better. But most times, people who send DYHAB are romantically interested in you.