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When two bisexual women are in a relationship and one of them has sex with a man, especially a well-endowed one, while the other is not around. Later the other woman eats her out, sometimes to soothe the pain. Named for Elena Kagan, a Supreme Court Justice who has both had lesbian rumors and been linked to Thurgood Marshall.
The female equivalent of penis pictures. Things that my grandma used to take.
An endearingly dorky term from the early 2000s used to describe someone who's exceptionally skilled or cool at something. It's like calling someone the bomb-dot-com but with even more syllables you'll regret saying out loud.
Boxer shorts or underwear; the foundational garment that keeps things dignified (or occasionally undignified, if worn on one's head during a mental health crisis).
The rebellious practice of wearing pants or shorts without underwear; a literal freedom celebration that's typically more comfortable than practical, especially if you didn't wash your jeans.
A courtroom-inspired exclamation used to forcefully challenge or contradict someone's statement, often accompanied by dramatic flair and finger-pointing.
Shorthand for "boyfriend," because apparently those extra six letters were standing between you and timely communication. A staple of text messaging since the dawn of character limits.
The onomatopoeia representing a sneeze, because apparently the actual sound your body makes needed a standardized spelling. It's one of the few words that's simultaneously a sound effect and an excuse.
To evacuate a location with extreme urgency and speed, usually because something bad is about to go down. Born from the idea of 'booking' or moving fast, it's the universal signal that it's time to make yourself scarce. Perfect for when authority figures appear or awkward situations arise.
A delightfully obscure insult for someone lacking basic common sense or intelligence. It suggests the person is so clueless they might as well be standing downwind of a nuclear test site. This regional gem is perfect for when 'idiot' feels too mainstream.
The unpleasant surprise of toilet water splash-back that hits your rear end during a flush—nature's unsolicited spa treatment in its most awkward form.
A playful way of saying someone is just barely cute enough to be on your radar—like they're 51% attractive and you're generously rounding up. A backhanded compliment wrapped in math.
The overeager superfan of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" who turns their entire personality into a single musical obsession. These enthusiastic but often annoying devotees hang around cast members desperately hoping for a role, usually settling for playing a Transylvanian extra. Most are teenagers who will eventually discover other interests and cringe at their former shadow-casting days.
The act of interfering—intentionally or obliviously—with someone's romantic or sexual prospects, typically through terrible timing or conversational sabotage. This social faux pas can be committed by overly protective friends, clueless third wheels, or rivals who actively derail flirtation attempts. The ultimate party foul in the dating world.
The state of being extremely intoxicated or high, to the point where the room might actually be spinning—or at least feels like it. This term captures that special moment when you've crossed from 'feeling good' into 'can barely stand' territory.
To flirt aggressively or smooth-talk someone with romantic intentions, often with an impressive level of confidence that may or may not be warranted. Originating from "mack daddy" culture of the '70s, it's the verbal art of putting the moves on someone. It's what happens when flirting gets turned up to an 11.
British-flavored slang for crazy, wild, or completely unhinged behavior that's somehow more charming than its American equivalents. It's what you say when 'nuts' feels too harsh and 'silly' doesn't quite capture the chaos.
The absurdist concept of elderly Iowa farmers slowly trespassing on others' land with their tractors to harvest crops that aren't theirs, then making their 'getaway' at a blistering 2 MPH. It's agricultural crime at a pace that makes sloths look hasty.
An emphatic warning to cease foolish behavior, popular in contexts ranging from sports rivalries to general life advice. Essentially "don't mess with me" for people who like their slang with extra syllables. Comes with implied consequences for non-compliance.
An onomatopoetic expression of dismissal, functioning as both a verbal eye-roll and the sound of silent gastrointestinal rebellion. The sophisticated person's "whatever." Conveys maximum apathy with minimum effort.
That foggy, cotton-headed feeling you experience the morning after drinking, when your brain feels like it's been replaced with soggy cereal. It's not quite a hangover, more like your neurons are still buffering from last night's poor decisions.
The lovably dim-witted protagonist of the cult classic early-2000s Flash animation series of the same name. This armless, legless character with a propeller cap and speech impediment became an internet icon before YouTube even existed. A time capsule of internet humor that defined web entertainment for millennials during the dial-up era.
The immortal typo born from a Trump tweet that became internet legend, now meaning to have a stroke mid-post on social media. It's what happens when you start typing something confident and coherent but your brain short-circuits halfway through, leaving your followers to decode the wreckage. The word itself is a monument to the chaos of 3 AM phone usage.
A subgenre of extreme metal that takes the aggressive, blast-beat-heavy darkness of black metal and throws in orchestral keyboards, strings, and symphonic elements for dramatic flair. Think of it as what happens when black metal decides it needs more theatrical grandeur—basically the genre equivalent of adding a cape to your battle armor. Dimmu Borgir is the poster child for making Satan sound cinematic.