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A friendship so genuine, supportive, and unbreakable that it makes other people wonder if they're doing friendship wrong—the kind where you'd both take a bullet for each other and actually mean it.
A person in their late teens or early twenties who still has that fresh-faced, inexperienced energy that comes with youth. Typically used affectionately by older folks to remind you that you're basically still a puppy in life experience.
To take a spectacular, comedic tumble that's somehow both humiliating and hilarious to watch—the kind of fall that's so dramatic and absurd it becomes legendary. Think slapstick physics meets human vulnerability.
A wildly addictive computer simulation game so immersive that players sometimes forget they can't pause real life. It's the original gateway drug to losing track of time.
An internet acronym demanding photographic evidence as proof—because in the digital age, if it wasn't screenshotted, it basically didn't happen. The motto of every skeptic ever.
A playful portmanteau combining 'statistics' and 'testicles'—it's usually used humorously when discussing health data or information related to male genitalia, though mostly it's just fun to say around friends.
A female fan of yuri (girl-on-girl romance), typically in anime and manga; essentially the female counterpart to 'hime-danshi' who share the same passion for sapphic storytelling.
When your body shows up to class or work but your mind is literally anywhere else, lost in thought or daydreaming. You're physically present but mentally checked out.
The unfortunate gastrointestinal phenomenon where undigested corn kernels make a memorable appearance in your digestive output, proving that what goes in must come out. It's nature's way of reminding you that corn is a lot hardier than your stomach acid.
British slang for being intensely hungry or craving food in a serious way—basically, your stomach is actively eating itself and you need to fix that ASAP. It's the audible stomach equivalent of flashing an SOS signal.
A debate strategy where you overwhelm your opponent with memes and gifs until they give up arguing. It's technically a loss if you think about it logically, but somehow it works online.
An internet predator who lurks in old comment sections to launch inflammatory, antagonistic remarks (often racist or grammatically pedantic) designed to provoke and embarrass the community—the digital equivalent of someone spoiling for a fight.
An 'Extended or Extreme Idiot' — someone whose stupidity is so profound it affects other people, not just themselves. It's the difference between being a self-aware fool versus being an external menace to everyone around you.
A charming guy who seems amazing at first but is actually a commitment-phobic player in disguise — the kind who makes you feel special before ghosting you for the next person. Proceed with extreme caution and healthy skepticism.
A mashup of 'ghetto' and 'mental' — describing behavior that's simultaneously chaotic and unhinged in a way that's darkly humorous. When someone's actions are so unhinged they loop back around to being funny.
A sudden streak of good fortune or unexpected lucky break that stands out from your normal routine—like stumbling upon a field of purple flowers in an otherwise ordinary landscape. It's that rare moment when everything just works out and you feel genuinely blessed by the universe's random generosity.
An ironic reference to internet perfection; used to describe someone or something that embodies absolute flawlessness or cultural icon status. Based on the weirdly charming debate moderator who became unexpectedly famous, it's become a humorous way to praise someone's existence.
A humorous reference to those as-seen-on-TV foot care gadgets that no one actually needs but somehow everyone's mother owns. It's become shorthand for impractical gift-giving and the bizarre world of infomercial product culture.
A derisive term for an uptight, often racist middle-aged white woman who weaponizes local ordinances and police calls against people of color engaged in harmless activities like lemonade stands. Named after an infamous viral incident, it's become shorthand for Karen-adjacent behavior with a bureaucratic twist.
Non-Athletic Regular Person—the term jocks use to describe anyone who isn't built like a Greek god or can't throw a ball with precision. Basically, if you're not on the lacrosse team, you're a NARP, and they will absolutely let you know it.
A person who kills a group of crows—technically 'murder murderer' but truncated because saying the full phrase is a tongue-twister nightmare. It's the kind of overwrought definition that exists purely because someone thought the logical naming convention was hilarious.
A deceptive seller tactic where fake quality control photos are used as an excuse to delay shipment indefinitely, all while claiming they're 'replacing' your item out of the goodness of their heart. It's procrastination dressed up as customer service.
When a non-Black person adopts African American Vernacular English or stereotypical Black speech patterns, usually coming across as inauthentic and cringey. It's cultural appropriation meets awkward impression.
Attractive women who exist somewhere else on the map—basically your crush's problem, not yours. Digital-age FOMO fuel disguised as a compliment to geography.