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ILUGTD stands for "I love you guys to death" and is a way to tell people you really care about them. People often send it in group texts or online messages to close friends.
Ts and Ps is an abbreviated saying of the "thoughts and prayers" phrase. People typically use Ts and Ps when reacting to something sad or challenging to send their condolences (although some people send it mockingly in the same vein as "tots and pears").
TTFNmeans the same thing as TT4N, and it's slightly more popular - because it is part of the Disney character Tigger's catchphrase. However, you can use either version to say so long to a friend or loved one who you plan to speak with again soon.
When someone calls you a tool, it means they think you're being a big ol' jerk. Most often, people use this insult to call out an egotistical male for acting like adouchebag.
For example, your sister may be talking on the phone and exclaim, "Whoa! Is he OK?" when discovering your neighbor was in a car accident. Or, your mom and dad may text you an awesome birthday surprise, and you respond with, "Whoa! Amazing!" While the pronunciation is the same, people may also spell whoa as "woah."
British media began referring to the wives and girlfriends of famous footballers as WAGs in the early-to-mid 2000s. The first use of the term likely occurred in 2002, but it rose to prominence during the 2006 World Cup, when the media often used WAGs to refer to Victoria Beckham (wife of David Beckham), Cheryl Cole (now Cheryl Ann Tweedy, former wife of Ashley Cole), and other notable footballers' paramours.
A mom com is arom comthat features a plot and jokes geared towards mothers. It commonly consists of content that may seem lame to other non-moms who "don't get it."
Stashing is when a person dates someone but doesn't publicly acknowledge the relationship. The name comes from how people and animals stash items to hide them.
When my wife and kids were going out of town recently my daughter looked at me and said "You should have a Marty." I had no idea what she was talking about so I said, "What's a Marty" and she responded "a man party". "That's awesome," I said. I have never been more proud of my daughter.
Nhi, commonly used when you see a black vietnamese man from China. The free "N" word pass for Vietnamese people who are the craziest mofos in the world.
One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.
A person that you like in which you keep on the side, A really close friend.If you get called a side boo you must be pretty important.
A picture taken of someone else. Opposite to selfie.
Ancient greek warrior who looks like a metalhead
don't quit your day job
did you get the picture
Falling Off Chair Laughing.
federal pound me in the ass prison
f**k you in the face
hope to see you soon
he who must be obeyed
I don't understand by the way
in my very humble opinion
ok, thank you, goodbye