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A sideline that is so embarrassing, that you wouldn't even want you wouldn't even admit to it in a confessional.
When a Swedish guy and a New Caledonian girl meet each other
a homosexual who drops the soap on perpose in a prison just that that he can get rapped and not be called gay
Someone so perfect that they are indescribable. Everyone either wants them or wants to be them. So spectacular that they are way to good to be true.
A relationship of a couple owning just one penis. This implies presumably also the ownership of a vagina.
Don't be friends with a Chinese person they are so rude and racist !!! I am a hijabi and this Chinese person was telling me to take it off and they were being very racist!!!
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The cutest couple you will ever meet. They are very romantic and take things slow, but once the get started, they won’t stop. They are going to last forever and get married. They are the couple everyone wants to be. But they do get into fights every now and then. If you know a Megan and a Jordan, get them together, because they will be perfect
super dooper guy, really chilla nd funniest man alive
A technologically advanced alien being from the planet of Genesis in the galaxy of Andromeda who arrived on Earth at about 212 BC via a wormhole on his starship. The starship had a name and it was called Noah's Ark (later the name becomes a myth in the Bible). This alien being calling himself God enslaved human beings and manipulated their minds so that they would all praise this alien named God. Jesus was created by God using a method similar to our IVF treatment, except much more advanced with a success rate of 100%. Jesus was then released into the community and God watched as society interacted with him. His research on the human race was completed when Jesus was hung out to dry on a cross. God returned to the galaxy of Andromeda and now lives with his wife Mary, 2 boys and a girl. His longevity is due to the technology of his society.
An enthusiastic, three-word exclamation used to dramatically announce a quick and successful conclusion to something. It's the verbal equivalent of a mic drop, typically deployed when explaining something simple or celebrating an easy win. The cooler, more rhythmic cousin of 'voilà' or 'ta-da.'
The practical financial framework of measuring purchases, savings, and expenses in units of beer rather than actual currency. A conversion system where "I saved $15" becomes "I saved three pints," making fiscal responsibility suddenly relatable to those who balance their budget in brewskis. The preferred accounting method of pub philosophers everywhere.
The noble art of skipping showers and embracing your natural musk, apparently named after someone who made personal hygiene optional. When deodorant is a suggestion and water is for drinking, not bathing, you're officially cashin' it. A lifestyle choice that benefits no one within a three-foot radius.
Something so shocking, impressive, or outrageous that it causes involuntary eye-widening and potential cornea strain. These eye-catching phenomena make your peepers pop like a cartoon character who just saw something they can't unsee. Usually accompanied by jaw-dropping and the sudden urge to say "did you SEE that?"
A dismissive term for rap and hip-hop music that the speaker considers subpar, low-quality, or just plain bad. Essentially calling it music for chumps who don't know better. This is usually deployed by music snobs who think their taste is superior while they listen to something equally questionable.
Gen-Z shorthand for "run it back," meaning to repeat or retry something, especially after a loss or unsuccessful attempt. Born in gaming culture, it's now the universal battle cry of anyone who refuses to accept defeat and demands a rematch immediately.
Street slang originating in New Orleans for swapping out license plates to evade law enforcement detection. It's the automotive equivalent of changing your shirt after committing a crime, except slightly more effective. Part of the mobile criminal's essential toolkit for staying off the radar.
The auditory equivalent of fast fashion—mass-produced, formulaic pop music so aggressively mediocre that it makes you long for the days when artists actually wrote their own songs. It's what happens when record labels feed the Billboard algorithm instead of creating art, resulting in the same four chords recycled ad nauseam.
A state of unhinged, chaotic energy where social norms are optional and impulse control has left the chat. The vibe you achieve after three energy drinks and zero human interaction for 48 hours.
A weirdly innocent-sounding euphemism for snorting medication through your nose, as if 'smelling' makes it sound less like you're crushing pills and inhaling them. It's basically trying to rebrand insufflation as a casual aromatherapy session. Spoiler alert: your doctor probably recommends the oral route.
The state of achieving maximum laziness where you've transcended even basic functions like channel-changing or snack-retrieving. A semi-vegetative condition of deliberate nothingness, often achieved after work when ambition has left the building and motivation is nowhere to be found.
The endless stream of small, tedious household tasks that mothers assign to their children, ranging from taking out trash to folding laundry. These chores serve as both character-building exercises and subtle reminders of who really runs the house. It's the price you pay for free rent and home-cooked meals.
The exhausting holiday tradition of visiting multiple relatives' houses in rapid succession, combining the logistics of a military operation with the diplomatic skills of a UN negotiator. Not unlike bar hopping, except instead of collecting drinks, you're collecting awkward questions about your love life and Tupperware full of leftovers. Peak season: Thanksgiving through New Year's.
Someone who gets sexual pleasure (horny) from being hurt or in pain. Ex. When someone is:whipped, clawed to bleed, bitten to bleed, slapped, ect. and then want sex BAD.