No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
search the f**king news group
shut the f**k up you b***h
Too long, didn't read.
tell me something good
talk to me right now
thats what friends are for
Thank You For Your Comment
you are such a b***h
what a long strange trip it's been
What Makes You Beautiful
what the f**king hell was that
what the mother f**k
way too much information
wait until next year
What would David Hasselhoff do
were you born this sexy
When you get a minute
An insult for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare players who unlocked the Damascus camo, implying they have no life due to the hundreds of hours required for this tedious achievement. It's video game gatekeeping disguised as an accomplishment—congratulations, you played yourself.
Shopping cart etiquette—the sadly underappreciated social contract of grocery store navigation. It encompasses lane discipline, spatial awareness, and the basic courtesy of not parking your cart perpendicular across the aisle while you contemplate soup options for seventeen minutes.
The absurdist act of being struck by a vehicle with the word 'CHILDREN' emblazoned on its side, typically a school van or bus. It's irony at its finest—a safety warning becoming the instrument of your demise. Used as a verb because sometimes English just needs more chaos.
A meta-textbook definition describing the curious individual who just searched for "you" in Urban Dictionary, thereby confirming their status as either extremely bored, incredibly thorough, or both. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy of internet procrastination.
Reddit's beautifully chaotic contribution to the English language: a deliberately contradictory way to say "no" that's dripping with meme irony. It's the linguistic equivalent of a shrug emoji but make it confusing.
A creative slang term for drinking alcohol that sounds way more revolutionary than it actually is. Instead of overthrowing governments, you're overthrowing your own sobriety and good judgment. This is the kind of code word teenagers use when they think they're being subtle about their weekend plans.
A wholesome group cuddle session involving multiple platonic friends sharing warmth and comfort, typically on a bed or couch. It's the physical manifestation of friendship intimacy without romantic undertones—peak wholesome vibes.