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The larger person in a group of friends that is automatically blamed for any food that goes missing.
Originally a Norwegian electronica duo, but now primarily known as the genre of sped-up, pitch-shifted remixes that make every song sound like it's being sung by hyperactive chipmunks. It's what happens when you take a perfectly good song and hit the 1.25x speed button with extra treble. Beloved by anime fans and people who think normal music is too slow.
A family-friendly pun for describing volcanoes that have historically ruined everyone's day by spewing volcanic ash everywhere. It's geology humor for people who appreciate a good wordplay while discussing pyroclastic flows. Basically, Mother Nature's way of being a jerk to entire civilizations.
Boston slang for suburbanites who drive in from outside the city via Routes 93 and 90, making them the Massachusetts equivalent of New York's "bridge and tunnel" crowd. These highway warriors brave terrible Boston traffic to enjoy city nightlife, much to the chagrin of actual city residents. They're identifiable by their confusion about the T and their willingness to pay $40 for parking.
A not-so-subtle euphemism for engaging in sexual activities, presumably named for the rhythmic nature of the act in question. Part of the rich tradition of finding increasingly creative ways to avoid saying what you actually mean. Tactful? No. Colorful? Absolutely.
The linguistic hybrid that emerges when Americans attempt to speak Arabic, creating a delightful mishmash comparable to Spanglish but with more consonants you can't pronounce. This dialect features American accents massacring beautiful Arabic words while mixing in English grammar rules that have no business being there. It's the sound of two languages meeting in the middle of a cultural exchange program gone slightly wrong.
A term describing a sexual or romantic preference for people of Asian descent, often used to characterize fetishization rather than genuine attraction. While it can refer to the actual tropical disease, in slang it's almost always about the dating preference (and is generally considered offensive by those it describes).
When something—a song, show, person, or trend—has such a tight grip on your attention that you're completely consumed by it. The feeling of being voluntarily trapped by your latest obsession.
Embracing chaos, laziness, and socially unacceptable behavior—basically living like a feral creature with zero regard for standards. The antithesis of having your life together, and proud of it.
Slang for ten dollars, because apparently "ten bucks" wasn't casual enough and we needed to make currency sound like video game collectibles. It's part of the ongoing trend of making money references sound less serious, as if calling it a "coin" makes spending it hurt less.
A chronic internet condition characterized by the compulsive need to share every half-baked thought with the digital void. Symptoms include excessive vague-posting, inability to keep opinions to yourself, and a dangerously inflated sense that strangers care about your breakfast choices. There is no known cure, only temporary relief through phone confiscation.
1. A name that, when given to a baby, automatically destines the child for ultra-failure. This includes, but is not limited to: -Nasty fucking teeth -A lisp while talking -Unnaturally intensely blonde hair -Not smart at all -No friends -No social life -Huge band geek 2. A word that can be applied in place of any noun, verb, or adjective to make a phrase (usually belonging to some element of pop culture, such as a song or movie name) to make it more humorous.
are ya?, did ya?, do ya? etc. is the universal comeback to any statement when one has no intelligent comeback, or simply wants to be an arrogant asshole. It has an acronym for are/did/do you. Unlike the famous "lol" or "omg" this word has a very poor chance of being remembered as an internet acronym.
A derogatory term used against Hawaiians. Hawaiian version of sand nigger
A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts. 1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response. 4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response. 6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.
A really, really, really, really pasty white skin tone. When someone gets an xbox they invariably spend too much time indoors playing it, and the lack of sunlight they recieve results in a lack of melanin in the skin, turning them albino white. Hilariously, this insult should be applied to people who through no fault of their own cannot develop a dark tan, such as the elderly, ginger-haired folk and computer nerds who should know better.
1. See hipster. 2. An orange peele. 3. A critically acclaimed indie musician hailing from Cornelius, North Carolina. He enjoys hanging out with his friends. He once thought himself to be a hipster. He writes songs for all occasions, and they tell stories. He has a unique voice. He also eats butterflies and poops rainbows. He has a kangaroo farm in his backyard called the Kanga Rooh Club. He also enjoys swimming and playing in a marching band. The end.
Not Even Doom Music a ytmnd fad. A person who 1'd everyone's (sites) that 5'd a ytmnd site that had footage of a cat being set on fire. nedm is now associated with cats, chapsticks and firemen.
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