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A devastatingly elegant breakup phrase that communicates emotional, mental, and spiritual exhaustion without resorting to profanity or lengthy explanations. It's the sophisticated way to tell someone they're a human energy vampire.
An online smoking ritual where geographically separated stoners coordinate their marijuana consumption over chat, taking turns announcing 'puff puff pass' to simulate a traditional smoke circle. It's the digital age solution to long-distance friendship maintenance for the cannabis-inclined.
An absurdist Adult Swim comedy series created by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim featuring the perpetually optimistic Tom Peters pitching increasingly bizarre business ideas to his town's incompetent mayor. It's like watching someone try to reason with chaos itself, except the chaos wears a suit.
The nuclear option in the escalating "Ur Mom Gay" insult arms race, representing the final desperate salvo before mutually assured destruction. Part of an absurdist meme format where each comeback must target a different family member with increasingly ridiculous claims. Deploy only when you're ready to end friendships and careers simultaneously.
Acting strange, paranoid, or overly anxious, or more generally, tripping or overreacting about something. The state of being irrationally worked up over something that probably doesn't warrant that energy.
The state of achieving maximum laziness where you've transcended even basic functions like channel-changing or snack-retrieving. A semi-vegetative condition of deliberate nothingness, often achieved after work when ambition has left the building and motivation is nowhere to be found.
when a really gullible person tricks another gullible person of lesser gullibility.
LOL aka Laughing out loud is used in chat, when you see something really funny and don't want to waste time using "hahahaha"
A delicious sandwich, that consists of sub bread, (6 inch only), pickles, salami and swiss cheese. Preferable order: cheese salami, pickles. The sandwich MUST be toasted to qualify as a Nicholas.
The most annoying mp3 player. it sucks even more than the ipod for these reasons: its screens are crapy they freeze real fast and break on all models its HUGE doesn't work in an ihome and! zune riegns over ipod becasue they look good becasue they play good stuff like videos and lime wire songs. and! you can rip music from illeagle sites.
A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation
Magnificent in such an over-the-top, fabulous manner that the style, widget, or event must have been made fashionable by the livelier sort of gay men, most likely while they were dressed in sequined drag and crooning Yma Sumac numbers. In connotation, "fagnificent" is markedly more fabulous than "fabulous" and notably more campy than "splendiferous."
When someone gives you a blowjob with dip in their mouth
The increasingly foreign concept of physical existence outside of digital spaces, social media, and online gaming. It's that annoying place where you need to eat actual food, maintain personal hygiene, and interact with humans face-to-face using your mouth instead of a keyboard. Often referenced with a tone of mild disdain by those who've found virtual worlds more accommodating than reality.
The infuriating debate tactic where someone continuously counters your hypothetical scenario with an opposing hypothetical, creating an endless loop of "but what ifs" that goes absolutely nowhere. It's the conversational equivalent of two people trying to walk through a door at the same time, except the door doesn't exist and neither does the building.
A lovingly derogatory term for someone who defies social norms, whether through intentional nonconformity or just being genuinely odd. Once purely insulting, now often worn as a badge of honor by people who never fit in anyway. Every friend group needs at least one.
A completely fabricated word meaning fantastic or exceptional, famously coined in the movie 'Zoolander' to describe indescribable brilliance. It's what happens when existing superlatives fail you and you must ascend to a higher plane of made-up vocabulary.
To be thoroughly roasted, insulted, or emotionally destroyed—essentially getting your feelings toasted to a crisp by someone's savage comeback.
A loud, enthusiastic greeting popularized in New York and New Jersey where the person being greeted is obligated to yell it back even louder—basically a verbal arms race of friendliness.
An insult, usually a particularly nasty or personal one designed to hit below the belt and make someone feel bad about themselves.
A club, organization, or entity that's exceptional, innovative, and unapologetically bold—basically the everything-bagel of talented groups that refuses to be boring or forgettable.
The delicate art of attempting 'your mom' jokes while simultaneously recognizing that mothers are, in fact, sacred beings who deserve respect. A tongue-in-cheek term acknowledging the moral conflict between wanting to roast your friends and honoring the women who gave us life. It's comedy with a conscience.
Short for 'One Sip Queer,' referring to that friend who becomes completely intoxicated after minimal alcohol consumption and must be relentlessly mocked for their lightweight status. These are the designated liability at every party, slurring their words before finishing their first drink. While the term itself is problematic, it describes a universal phenomenon: that one friend who can't hang.
An adjective describing something that's weird, unconventional, or offbeat in a way that's actually cool rather than concerning. It captures that sweet spot between strange and stylish, often applied to music, fashion, or vibes that refuse to follow the rules. Not to be confused with something that just smells bad, though context is everything.