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A whimsical fictional hybrid creature combining a squirrel's bushy tail and agility with a badger's distinctive black-and-white stripes. It's the kind of made-up animal that sounds like it came from a children's book but actually emerged from someone's random internet musings. Reportedly has a particular fondness for stealing Brazil nuts.
Someone, typically in a relationship context, who exerts excessive control over their partner's schedule, social life, and decisions. This controlling behavior turns romance into a dictatorship where one person calls all the shots. It's a red flag wrapped in "I just want to spend time with you" excuses.
An electronic music snob who attends raves while literally bringing their own iPod and headphones to critique the DJ's track selection in real-time. The ultimate in missing-the-point behavior, like going to a restaurant to eat food you brought from home while judging the chef.
A portmanteau of "wicked midget" used to describe someone who's both small in stature and disproportionately evil or sadistic. It's for when regular insults don't capture the perfect storm of compact size and malicious intent. Think chihuahua energy in human form.
Someone who uses unnecessarily complex vocabulary and verbose rambling to make simple points sound intelligent, typically found in online forums. They're the person who needs three paragraphs and a thesaurus to say what everyone else communicates in one sentence. Essentially, they mistake verbosity for credibility.
One of those hyper-specific 'National [Random Action] Day' memes that TikTok generates like clockwork, this one allegedly grants you permission to steal your tall friend's dog. It's part of the internet's ongoing tradition of assigning arbitrary meanings to calendar dates for the sake of chaotic humor. Your tall friend's dog is probably safe, but their hoodie definitely isn't.
The unconscious phenomenon where someone holds their wrists at a bent, relaxed angle (T-Rex style) while talking or walking, completely unaware they're doing it until someone points it out. Once called out, the wrists snap to attention faster than a soldier at inspection, usually accompanied by vehement denial.
what do you want to talk about
What would David Hasselhoff do
were you born this sexy
What you doing there
will you please shut up
Love You, Miss You, Want You
you can think what you want
why do you want to know
you've got to be f**king kidding me
your mom goes to college
People use HT to be friendly, whether they are joining a conversation or starting one (perhaps they are joining a forum or an online game). For example, you may join a gaming campaign online, "HT! Thanks for letting me join!"
Someone who sent you LFTD has "left for the day." You're most likely to receive this acronym in a message sent by a co-worker who has clocked out and left your workplace. Whatever you wanted that co-worker to do, it will have to wait until tomorrow.
In chat and text messages, ITYK typically stands for "I thought you knew." Your friends and family may use this acronym to express their surprise, when they realize you did not know about a significant event or piece of information.
Schway is another word for cool, awesome, orrad. This term became popular due to its use in the animated seriesBatman Beyond, and is mostly used by 90s kids who grew up watching that show.
Surface-level dating is when a person keeps conversations shallow, overly polished, or emotionally guarded as they get to know someone. Instead of discussing values, fears, or long-term goals, the focus stays on safe topics, such as jobs, hobbies, favorite shows, and light banter.
Poormouthing is a slang term that refers to a person complaining about not having money when he actually does. It is commonly done to elicit sympathy from others and/or to get out of paying for things such as a restaurant bill or movie tickets.
Friends with benefits are friends that have abooty callarrangement without thefeels. It is also the title of the 2011 movie starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis.