No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
thank you for nothing
thank you so very much
United States of America
what a long strange trip it's been
What are you doing right now
when should i be there
What the f**king god
What the f**k you loser
what the mother f**k
what the mother f**king hell
The common misspelling of "hustle" that appears so frequently it's become its own unofficial variant. Ironically, misspelling the word for working hard suggests you weren't hustling hard enough in English class.
A fictional annual competition that exists solely in the sarcastic responses of people who are done with your nonsense. It's the imaginary event you reference when someone asks when they're getting paid back or when that favor will be returned—spoiler: never.
Someone who habitually steals Robitussin from stores, typically for the DXM (dextromethorphan) content used for recreational purposes rather than actual cough relief. It's pharmacy aisle theft with a specific pharmaceutical target. The alliteration makes it sound more charming than it actually is.
A dramatic one-word command meaning "leave immediately" or "begone from my sight," delivered with the theatrical flair of a wizard banishing an evil spirit. It's the imperious way to dismiss someone when "please go away" lacks sufficient gravitas. Perfect for door-to-door salespeople and unwanted conversations.
Beavis's perpetually unimpressed, Metallica-loving sidekick from the 90s MTV animated series "Beavis and Butt-Head." Known for his superior attitude despite being equally stupid, distinctive laugh ("uh huh huh"), and pulling his shirt over his head to become "Cornholio's" straight man. The slightly smarter idiot.
An excessively loud aftermarket muffler on a modified car (especially rice rockets) that produces an obnoxiously loud, flatulent sound instead of a sleek exhaust note.
Japanese comic books and graphic novels with distinctive art styles, complex storylines, and diverse genres ranging from action to romance to slice-of-life. Read right-to-left (opposite of Western comics), manga has become a global phenomenon spawning countless anime adaptations. Note: The original definition provided is completely inaccurate—manga is a legitimate art form, not adult content.
A cutesy, informal variation of "thank you" that adds a sprinkle of whimsy to your gratitude. Popular in online spaces where maximum friendliness must be conveyed through minimum keystrokes.
A deliberately mangled pronunciation of testicles, popularized by the comedy group Group X in their absurdist sketches. The term adds a faux-foreign accent twist to anatomy, making it sound like some kind of fancy Mediterranean appetizer. Because nothing says comedy like intentional mispronunciation.
An aggressively enthusiastic adjective created by someone who apparently thought 'fantastic' and 'wonderful' weren't doing enough heavy lifting. It's the linguistic equivalent of adding every topping to your ice cream sundae—excessive, but that's sort of the point.
The art of doing literally everything except the one thing you're supposed to be doing, while maintaining the illusion of productivity. You'll alphabetize your spice rack, reorganize your desk, and color-code your closet—all to avoid starting that actual important task. It's procrastination's way of wearing a business suit.
A portmanteau of 'spaz' and 'loser' coined by Adam Carolla to describe someone who combines socially awkward enthusiasm with generally unsuccessful life choices. Think: the guy who camps out for limited edition collectibles only to immediately flip them on eBay for a modest profit. A beautiful example of surgical insult craftsmanship.
The standard Japanese telephone greeting that literally means "hello" but specifically for phone calls. It's how you answer the phone in Japan, repeated twice because apparently one "moshi" wasn't emphatic enough. Using it in English makes you either a weeb or someone who actually speaks Japanese—context is everything.
An acronym standing for 'fat ugly bastard'—a crude insult combining physical appearance criticism with general contempt. Mostly dated internet slang from the early 2000s.