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The paradoxical consumer who drives a BMW but complains about guacamole costing extra, or books first-class then haggles for free upgrades. They want the luxury lifestyle and the discount store prices, existing in a perpetual state of cognitive dissonance.
"Snickered Out Loud"—the supposedly more sophisticated cousin of LOL, for when you want people to know you found something funny but not *that* funny. Alternatively, and more commonly, it stands for "Shit Out of Luck."
The emotional and physical crash that occurs after an intense BDSM session, caused by a sudden drop in endorphins and adrenaline. Think of it as the "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" hangover, but for your neurochemistry instead of tequila.
A Dragon Ball Z reference describing when someone suddenly becomes inexplicably jacked and irrationally angry, particularly at someone named Kakarot (or just anyone in general). The ultimate gym bro transformation fantasy.
Adorable baby-talk for bedtime or sleep, typically used by toddlers who haven't quite mastered the art of saying "I'm tired." Also occasionally used ironically by exhausted adults.
A hotly debated concept referring to the societal advantages thin people receive, from lower healthcare costs to better job prospects. The controversy lies in whether it's truly an unearned privilege or the result of lifestyle choices—a debate guaranteed to make Thanksgiving dinner awkward.
Extremely sweaty armpits that have achieved legendary status, usually accompanied by an aggressive odor that could clear a room. The kind of perspiration situation that makes deodorant commercials look like documentaries.
When someone doesn't agree with your opinion, they may use SFY to mean "speak for yourself." This reply means that, while what you've said might be true for you, it definitely isn't true for the person with whom you're talking.
Vaguebooking is the practice of posting deliberately cryptic or vague content to social media, in hopes that others will ask what's going on. As you might expect, vaguebooking originated on Facebook, where users often post statuses that state they are angry, happy, surprised, or otherwise emotional, but don't explain why.
Snowpocalypse is a weather event that produces a lot of snow, and possibly wind and cold, creating the feeling that the world is about to end ("snow" and "apocalypse"). For example, if the weather forecast calls for a fierce blizzard, you might warn your friends, "Stay inside during the snowpocalypse!"
Kewlkids use "say less" to mean "I understand." This phrase is a heightened variant of "say no more" - another phrase that means "I get it." (When someone says "say no more," it means you don't have to say anything else to convey your meaning. When someone says "say less," it means you've said more than enough to convey your meaning.)
A phrase that refers to the good and bad results of a person's actions and decisions made throughout his or her life.
In bodybuilding, "yoked" is when a person's physique is toned and muscular. It is similar to theswole,hench,ripped, andjackedslang for muscles.
Uninstall, when used in online gaming, means quit or give up. It is used as an insult to anothergamerto tell him he should stop playing and uninstall his game because he is so bad.
Someone who sent you LFTD has "left for the day." You're most likely to receive this acronym in a message sent by a co-worker who has clocked out and left your workplace. Whatever you wanted that co-worker to do, it will have to wait until tomorrow.
In chat and text messages, ITYK typically stands for "I thought you knew." Your friends and family may use this acronym to express their surprise, when they realize you did not know about a significant event or piece of information.
A term that is the opposite of enlightening and refers to information that makes a person dumber; commonly describes information found in gossip magazines, reality shows, and sports talk shows.
For some reason, some people use FSR to mean "for some reason." This acronym typically precedes a mysterious or unexplainable fact.
Optimists use IAG to mean "it's all good." This common slang phrase means roughly the same thing as "don't worry; everything's OK."
Surface-level dating is when a person keeps conversations shallow, overly polished, or emotionally guarded as they get to know someone. Instead of discussing values, fears, or long-term goals, the focus stays on safe topics, such as jobs, hobbies, favorite shows, and light banter.
Poormouthing is a slang term that refers to a person complaining about not having money when he actually does. It is commonly done to elicit sympathy from others and/or to get out of paying for things such as a restaurant bill or movie tickets.