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A person so obsessed with chasing the latest trends and material possessions that their entire personality revolves around what's fashionable this season. Think of them as a walking billboard with no depth.
A person who uncritically accepts misinformation and propaganda, mindlessly following the herd without independent thought. A pejorative term combining 'sheep' and 'people' for those lacking intellectual autonomy.
An abbreviation of 'how it be'—a casual acknowledgment that sometimes life just happens the way it happens, for no particular reason. Resignation meets relatability.
A niche fusion genre blending grunge instrumentals with rap vocals—basically what happens when a rock guitarist and a rapper decide to collaborate and actually pull it off. It's heavier than hip-hop but way more lyrical than your typical guitar-driven rock.
A fictional movie title used humorously to describe something hilariously over-the-top or absurdly perfect. It's internet shorthand for 'this is so good it transcends reality.'
Someone perpetually in a state of horniness—a person whose libido operates on a 24/7 schedule regardless of time, place, or social appropriateness.
An emphatic suggestion to abandon whatever you're currently doing and go grab some food instead—because really, isn't that always the better option?
Slang for methamphetamine and the chaotic activities associated with it, including the frantic tinkering and obsessive tweaking users do after smoking. A straightforward (if troubling) window into addiction culture.
A wardrobe so stylish and coordinated it borders on religious devotion. When your fits are so immaculate that people ask what cult recruited you for fashion.
A TikTok personality known for using sophisticated vocabulary and articulate commentary, usually while sporting retro 80s aesthetic. Ironically, the name and title are both inaccurate.
A dickhead with the added insult of being a yuppie poser—basically someone who's both obnoxious AND trying too hard to seem sophisticated.
Someone who's basically your second self—the person you can be around constantly without pretense, sharing everything from your shower time to your deepest secrets, and who somehow still loves you anyway.
A hypothetical encyclopedia dedicated to documenting crimes, criminals, and heinous acts in explicit detail—basically Wikipedia's darker cousin.
A playful way to say "I cannot" by substituting Kanye West's name for the verb, creating phrases like "I Kanye even" when you've hit your limit. It's the linguistic equivalent of throwing your hands up in defeat with extra celebrity flair.
An early 2000s internet flex meaning "rolling on the floor laughing," but with the added bonus of referencing a deeply unhinged meme featuring Pope John Paul II on a BBQ sauce tank. It's ROFL's more niche and historically petty cousin.
That dreaded dashboard warning light that signals a sensor has detected a problem—usually minor and fixable, but guaranteed to tank your car's resale value faster than you can say 'extended warranty.' It's the automotive equivalent of a relationship red flag that ruins the whole deal.
A vicious insult implying someone should consume a bag of... well, let's say 'unmentionables'—basically the grown-up version of a playground roast that cuts deep through sheer absurdist imagery.
That magical streak of inexplicable wins at bar games—pool, darts, shuffleboard—that happens specifically when you're three beers deep and have no business being that coordinated. Alcohol somehow becomes a performance enhancer.
An adjective describing someone displaying spectacular cluelessness or endearing stupidity—that uniquely punchable expression of someone who has no idea what's going on.
A casual, humorous nickname for Walmart, combining 'Wally' as a play on the store name. It's the kind of slang you'd hear from people who shop there regularly.
Someone who acts as a self-appointed moral authority and builds a fanatical following to condemn others as evil, despite not being religious. It's a jab at performative morality and cult-of-personality behavior.
Game Time Decision—the art of committing to absolutely nothing until the last possible second, keeping all your options open like a championship athlete with a questionable injury. It's the perfect excuse for perpetual fence-sitting, whether you're deciding on class attendance, party invitations, or basically any social obligation. Basically, it's how indecisive people pretend to be strategic.
The blessed state of having just left the barbershop with a fresh fade, sharp lineup, and edges so clean they could cut glass. This is peak male grooming nirvana, that golden 48-hour window before your haircut grows out and you return to looking merely mortal. The follicular equivalent of driving a freshly detailed car.
The art of claiming virginity status despite empirical evidence to the contrary. This involves confidently asserting your innocence while everyone who knows your history quietly exchanges knowing glances. It's like claiming you've never seen Game of Thrones after hosting weekly viewing parties for three seasons.