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the hottest mf ever hes so fine and funny, i love him sm future dilf
A very cute girl's name given to an out going, different, girl who anyone can be friend's with.
Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
Anti Squirrel Coalition member with the rank of Field Marshall, responsible for operations in Virginia as well as North and South Carolina. Considered an extremist by some, freedom fighter by others, his policies have made it clear that squirrelss must go. It is rumored that he broke with the ASC in 2001 and has set up his own command. His current whereabouts are unknown.
A male who talks to multiple girls at once and always leads them on.These types are usually found snapping all day and getting girls at there friends expense
is another racist way to slam on a white person. see deff. for stain :: A person in your life you can't get rid of or deny knowing. Other aspects of your life are fine, but there lies a big old reminder and someone is always pointing it out. Every time you look at him/her, this person really sucks at life and you wish you could get rid of them. and imagine them being black while feeling this way
The dubious commitment and dedication required to maintain truly creepy behavior over extended periods. It's perseverance's sketchy cousin that nobody wants at the family reunion, describing someone who just won't quit being inappropriate no matter how many restraining orders suggest otherwise.
The unfortunate act of killing a comedy thread with a joke so flat it stops all momentum dead in its tracks. Like drowning perfectly good sushi rice in too much soy sauce, one person's terrible attempt at humor ruins what everyone else was enjoying.
Getting thoroughly screwed over, defeated, or taken advantage of in spectacular fashion. Originally internet slang for being dominated in gaming (synonymous with "pwned" or "owned"), though the term carries additional crude implications that make it versatile for describing any situation where someone gets the short end of the stick.
Morning After the Night Before Breath—that special bouquet of regret, alcohol metabolites, and death that greets you upon waking after a night of drinking. It's the olfactory evidence that your body is processing poor decisions and punishing you accordingly. No amount of regular brushing can defeat this monster; you need industrial-strength intervention.
where you from again
what's wrong with you
What you want to talk about
Yes, I want to go private
You really think I care
your shirt is too small
Someone who treats the toilet like a meditation retreat, spending extended periods contemplating life, scrolling their phone, or actually doing their business. The arch-nemesis of anyone waiting for the bathroom.
Extremely sweaty armpits that have achieved legendary status, usually accompanied by an aggressive odor that could clear a room. The kind of perspiration situation that makes deodorant commercials look like documentaries.
Doctors and other medical staff use the term GOMER to refer to difficult, recurring emergency room (ER) patients. GOMERs often have chronic conditions that would be better treated via long-term care, but instead regularly seek emergency care. This poses a problem for ER staff, who cannot cure the GOMER's illness and often have other patients they could be spending time with instead. Thus, the ER staff would prefer if the GOMER got out of their emergency room.
The term has roots in the 1960s, originating from the concept of "vibration" in music. However, it gained significant popularity online and in everyday speech during the 2010s, particularly on social media and among young people.
People may use HTSFM for various reasons. Possibilities include: they have low self-esteem regarding their attractiveness, they are joking because the guy is objectively not handsome, or the guy is out-of-this-world, Chris Hemsworth-level sexy.
Those who are goingAFKfor a bit use BRBS to mean "be right back soon." This acronym signals that the person will returnASAP(likely after taking care of somethingIRL).
When you want to give medical advice while also disclaiming that you are not a doctor, you can send the IANAD acronym. It's a favorite among those who love sharing opinions regarding health care but don't want to be held responsible for bad advice.
You will likely see idd online when gaming or on social sites (perhaps inDMs). People may also use it when texting, e.g., your brother may reply with "idd" when you text him if he wants to get pizza for dinner.