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you wish you were me
If someone sends you YMBJ and you actually were joking, you can respond withJKto let the person know their intuition was correct. If you weren't joking, you can send backIDSor tell the person that you'resrs.
you got to be kidding me
Your Mom Goes To college
yeah, yeah, sure, whatever
A British term for the unfortunate experience of having your online order destroyed, damaged, or vanish entirely by the notoriously unreliable courier company Yodel—a verb form of inevitable shipping tragedy.
A content creator who regularly produces and uploads videos to YouTube, ranging from gaming and comedy to education and everything in between. Basically anyone who has figured out how to monetize filming themselves.
A feathered dinosaur from the Ark: Survival Evolved video game that resembles an allosaurus with a snowy white coat—obscure enough that mentioning it instantly reveals your gaming credentials to the uninitiated.
A young person, typically a child or teenager, though occasionally used to describe someone relatively new to an activity or field regardless of age.
You're the focal point and main attraction—the whole reason everyone's gathered. A compliment highlighting your importance, appeal, or current relevance to the moment.
Irish and UK colloquial term for a young girl or woman—chav-adjacent slang that's been popular in Ireland and parts of the United Kingdom for decades.
A young person from rural southern America, characterized by rural culture, regional accent, and country-lifestyle aesthetics. It's a gentle ribbing of redneck stereotypes that's become internet shorthand for that specific vibe.
Someone in their early 20s who embraces the shortcuts and hustle mentality because adulting is already hard enough without making it worse. It's less about being lazy and more about being strategically efficient.
Hip-hop slang for 'you hear me?' or 'you know what I'm saying?'—a rhetorical check-in to confirm your message landed.
To throw something with maximum force and velocity, usually a ball or object. A verb for launching items with reckless abandon and impressive distance.
Fantastic but make it extra—a yassified version of the word that signals extreme enthusiasm and approval. It's what 'fantastic' becomes when you hit it with the gay bestie energy.
A nonsensical question asking 'What do you do?' or 'What now?' when you're stuck or unsure of the next move. It's the verbal equivalent of shrugging while holding a hammer.
The end-stage evolution of yellow fever where someone's attraction to only one race becomes so consuming it actively damages their dating life and relationships. It's an obsession that's crossed from preference into dysfunction.
An exclamation expressing alarm, embarrassment, or disapproval in response to something awkward, unpleasant, or surprising.
The classic playground comeback used to contradict someone's 'nuh-uh,' typically delivered with escalating intensity until one party concedes or walks away in frustration. It's the verbal equivalent of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.
To complain or grumble persistently and often tediously; to whine or talk complainingly. The term suggests repetitive, annoying complaining rather than a single outburst.
The most elite and respected status anyone can achieve in society, commanding universal admiration and respect wherever they go. It's the ultimate flex of human achievement.
To talk persistently, noisily, or at length; to chatter or jabber. The term often carries a connotation of talk that is tedious, excessive, or of little substance.
An enthusiastic, drawn-out spelling of 'yeah' used to express excitement, approval, or agreement with emphasis and energy.