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Too Long Did Not Watch—the internet's way of saying 'this video was so painfully bad I rage-quit before the credits rolled.' A video-era cousin of TL;DR for those with the attention span of a goldfish.
The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities. Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.
when you are so tired that you feel and act drunk
How some michiganders refer to Michigan. Michigan is shaped like a mitten, which is why we call it the mitten.
thanx for last night
talking on the phone
An acronym that represents the total amount, which is capital gain plus dividends, returned to an investor; can also be used to gauge the performance of a company's stocks and shares.
A person who identifies as TGNC istransand (or) gender non-conforming, which means they do not submit to expectations placed on their gender by society. TGNC is more specific than the greater and longerQUILTBAGandLGBTTQQIAAPacronyms.
The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all of the shit. The winner of The Dirty Dam is the one who holds it back for the longest. The loser of this contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.
Anti Squirrel Coalition member with the rank of Field Marshall, responsible for operations in Virginia as well as North and South Carolina. Considered an extremist by some, freedom fighter by others, his policies have made it clear that squirrelss must go. It is rumored that he broke with the ASC in 2001 and has set up his own command. His current whereabouts are unknown.
Slang for clothing, particularly fancy or stylish outfits that deserve special mention and careful handling. This term elevates your wardrobe from mere fabric coverings to something worthy of respect and admiration. Originally vintage slang that's cycled back into fashion vocabulary.
A Welsh term meaning exceptionally stupid or dim-witted, particularly used in the South Wales valleys. It's the Celtic way of calling someone thick as a brick without resorting to English profanity. When regular "stupid" just doesn't capture the full extent of someone's dullness, you go with "twp."
A person so obsessed with chasing the latest trends and material possessions that their entire personality revolves around what's fashionable this season. Think of them as a walking billboard with no depth.
a Texan of Mexican ancestry
Quick relationship that is text only, short lived, hot and heavy. Does not last more than a week. Never meeting in person or actually having physical context. They go no where.
Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U. A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America. This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides. Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
When your brain will not allow you to sleep until you accomplish some technology-related task. Word devised by Kuroi Kaze on his Facebook wall 1/24/2011.
to be f**king honest
to be honest in my opinion
transmission control protocol
that goes without saying
this is a trap word to catch copiers
the idiots in control