No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
a Texan of Mexican ancestry
to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.
when you are so tired that you feel and act drunk
The unfortunate but necessary act of exclaiming utter disdain for the grossly unfathomable amount of taxes forced on American citizens by the fascist Obama administration. This protest is generally done with the use of signs and teabags significant of the historical Boston Tea Party, and is peaceful as opposed to the riotous, uncontrolled spectacle created by those who approve socialism in the USA.
Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U. A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America. This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides. Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.
To be honest with you
Thank God It Was Just Once
thank god wife is gone
this is f**king 2 much
the idiots in control
person who diliberately stirs up trouble
This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures
this thread is worthless without pics
That's the rules, f**ker
talk to you tomorrow
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Placing your dick over the shoulder of a seated person in accordance to the placement of a parrot on a Captain's shoulder.
A SpongeBob-inspired phrase used when you spot yourself in media, screenshots, or viral posts online. References the iconic scene where SpongeBob frantically points himself out in a Krusty Krab commercial to Gary, oblivious to his minuscule role.
An exclamation expressing genuine enthusiasm or approval for something awesome. It's vintage slang for 'that's fantastic,' though modern ears might find it charmingly dated.
A story, rumor, or narrative—especially the exaggerated ones your coworkers tell to make their work sound more important than it is.
A cheeky abbreviation for Taco Bell that humorously plays on the acronym's similarity to tuberculosis, poking fun at the questionable digestive consequences of consuming their menu items.
An internet icon from the early 2000s known for profanity-laden rants, a neck brace, and absurdist humor—a beloved figure in internet culture who passed away in 2007 but remains a nostalgic reference point for millennial internet veterans.
The unfortunate aftermath of lip filler or enhancement procedures that result in an unnaturally puffy, bumpy texture resembling the candy—a cautionary tale about cosmetic procedures gone wrong that should never have happened to a beautiful face.