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A mom com is arom comthat features a plot and jokes geared towards mothers. It commonly consists of content that may seem lame to other non-moms who "don't get it."
A Hungarian language trap that teaches foreigners an important lesson about context and homonyms. While literally translating to 'I am hot,' the word 'meleg' also means gay, so you'll accidentally come out of the closet instead of complaining about the weather. The correct phrase for temperature discomfort is 'melegem van.' Language learning: where one wrong word changes everything.
A man who embraces traditionally domestic or nurturing roles in a relationship, often used affectionately to describe stay-at-home partners or men who enjoy cooking and homemaking. The wholesome antithesis to toxic masculinity.
In love with Mr nowek has sex with him daily. Eat each others bums. Ms humphries is a wanka And a little cunt. She has a tiresome daily. And she sometimes fucks girls. Addicted to Pepsi max
One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.
The nipples that a man has. Usually grosser than a ladies nips...but still nips!
A statistic in World of Warcraft (WoW) used to compute the amount of mana regenerated per every five seconds; allows mana regeneration whether or not the player is moving, casting, or being attacked, which means it is sometimes preferable over other mana regeneration statistics in situations where there is constant activity.
Australians are most likely to use MMFU to mean "my mate fancies you." In this phrase, "mate" means "friend" and "fancies" means "likes." So, in American English, MMFU translates to "my friend likes you."
A meet cute is an adorable first encounter between two people that typically leads to a romantic relationship. It is popularized in TV shows and movies, especiallyrom coms.
A clever and verbose underground rapper who waxes poetic about such diverse (and taboo) topics as having sex with dead babies, putting a butt mask on a monkey and calling it a 'buttape', and tenticle rape hentai. MC Nutsackersaurus is known for his six syllable rapping style, and has been called 'sick', 'unrivaled' and 'jawesome' by the underground music press. Check out his soon-to-be unleashed live show, where he will rock monkey buttholes all over the western United States. Wud to you momma.
A casual acknowledgment of personal error or mistake, originating in 1980s basketball culture before becoming universal millennial vernacular. The verbal equivalent of a shrug emoji—taking responsibility while minimizing the gravity of what you just screwed up.
A humorous term for an exceptionally large, thick patch of hair covering a man's back, often extending from the lower back to the shoulders and neck. Think of it as nature's unwanted fur coat.
Yiddish-origin slang for being absolutely bonkers, certifiably nuts, or a few sandwiches short of a full picnic. When someone suggests you do something genuinely insane, they're questioning whether you've lost your marbles entirely.
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A rhythmic arm-raising and clapping dance move that originated in 1980s and early 90s gay bars, particularly during instrumental breakdowns in house music—a nostalgic piece of club culture history.
Someone who gets sexual pleasure (horny) from being hurt or in pain. Ex. When someone is:whipped, clawed to bleed, bitten to bleed, slapped, ect. and then want sex BAD.
When my wife and kids were going out of town recently my daughter looked at me and said "You should have a Marty." I had no idea what she was talking about so I said, "What's a Marty" and she responded "a man party". "That's awesome," I said. I have never been more proud of my daughter.
To run away quickly and haphazardly, often in a group, without a clear destination in mind. Essentially panicked flight in collective form.
A punny descriptor for someone carrying significantly excess weight—a play on Mike Tyson's name that's admittedly more mean-spirited than clever.
The art of disappearing into your dwelling like a naked mole rat burrowing underground, avoiding all human contact for extended periods. It's hermit behavior with a rodent twist—when your friends haven't seen you in days and you're living that subterranean lifestyle from the comfort of your bedroom.
A person who looks absolutely stunning from across the room but significantly less so upon closer inspection, like a Monet painting that blurs into beauty from distance. The beautiful illusion that vanishes once you can actually see the details.
To stare at someone intensely and menacingly, giving them the evil eye without saying a word. A non-verbal way to communicate serious displeasure.
A person (typically fictional or hypothetical) used to absorb incoming damage so others don't have to; the expendable unit whose primary function is tactical cannon-fodder.