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The art of spectacularly embarrassing yourself through excessive brandy, whiskey, or beer consumption while smoking a cigar—it's getting drunk in a very specific, very memorable way that results in immediate regret and probable venue bans.
The endless stream of small, tedious household tasks that mothers assign to their children, ranging from taking out trash to folding laundry. These chores serve as both character-building exercises and subtle reminders of who really runs the house. It's the price you pay for free rent and home-cooked meals.
Someone who gets sexual pleasure (horny) from being hurt or in pain. Ex. When someone is:whipped, clawed to bleed, bitten to bleed, slapped, ect. and then want sex BAD.
The cutest couple you will ever meet. They are very romantic and take things slow, but once the get started, they won’t stop. They are going to last forever and get married. They are the couple everyone wants to be. But they do get into fights every now and then. If you know a Megan and a Jordan, get them together, because they will be perfect
The nipples that a man has. Usually grosser than a ladies nips...but still nips!
A statistic in World of Warcraft (WoW) used to compute the amount of mana regenerated per every five seconds; allows mana regeneration whether or not the player is moving, casting, or being attacked, which means it is sometimes preferable over other mana regeneration statistics in situations where there is constant activity.
Australians are most likely to use MMFU to mean "my mate fancies you." In this phrase, "mate" means "friend" and "fancies" means "likes." So, in American English, MMFU translates to "my friend likes you."
When someone people shove a pice of BBQ up your asshole.
When my wife and kids were going out of town recently my daughter looked at me and said "You should have a Marty." I had no idea what she was talking about so I said, "What's a Marty" and she responded "a man party". "That's awesome," I said. I have never been more proud of my daughter.
One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.
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A mom com is arom comthat features a plot and jokes geared towards mothers. It commonly consists of content that may seem lame to other non-moms who "don't get it."
The art of disappearing into your dwelling like a naked mole rat burrowing underground, avoiding all human contact for extended periods. It's hermit behavior with a rodent twist—when your friends haven't seen you in days and you're living that subterranean lifestyle from the comfort of your bedroom.
A rhythmic arm-raising and clapping dance move that originated in 1980s and early 90s gay bars, particularly during instrumental breakdowns in house music—a nostalgic piece of club culture history.
A family that is very bullied with a son who is an alcoholic
A casual acknowledgment of personal error or mistake, originating in 1980s basketball culture before becoming universal millennial vernacular. The verbal equivalent of a shrug emoji—taking responsibility while minimizing the gravity of what you just screwed up.
A humorous term for an exceptionally large, thick patch of hair covering a man's back, often extending from the lower back to the shoulders and neck. Think of it as nature's unwanted fur coat.
What the Australian population refers to as a Gronk. Habitual liar, theif and downright sleaze bag who has uncontrollable offensive body odour. He is a skinny looking rat who will try to fuck your girlfriend AT ALL COSTS. Be Warned
A person who looks absolutely stunning from across the room but significantly less so upon closer inspection, like a Monet painting that blurs into beauty from distance. The beautiful illusion that vanishes once you can actually see the details.
To stare at someone intensely and menacingly, giving them the evil eye without saying a word. A non-verbal way to communicate serious displeasure.
To run away quickly and haphazardly, often in a group, without a clear destination in mind. Essentially panicked flight in collective form.
A playful or onomatopoetic term for a deer, mimicking the sound a deer makes, with 'moohi' serving as the plural form. Essentially the 'moo' sound applied to the wrong animal for comedic effect.
The Swiss Army knife of British and Australian vocabulary that can mean either your buddy or your romantic/sexual partner, depending entirely on context. It's simultaneously the most casual and most intimate term in Commonwealth English. The example sentence being identical for both definitions is not a typo—it's a feature.