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mind your own business
Mommy shaming is when one or more people bully a mother about her parenting choices. The shaming may be communicated in a variety of ways, including blunt or subtle in-person criticisms or as comments online on social media and parenting forums.
Possessive partners with an ... interesting sense of humor may refer to their girlfriends as MSB, or "my sexy b****." This acronym is used only among friends, and likely should not be used even there.
Muci is a cool Guy, He Loves to make jokes and he's Always There for you.
The parental pseudo-agreement that exists in the quantum state between 'yes' and 'no,' giving hope while committing to nothing. Translates roughly to 'I need you to stop asking me right now' with a 30% chance of actual approval.
A clever contact name disguise that sounds like "marijuana," designed for saving your dealer's number without immediately incriminating yourself. It's the phonetic camouflage technique preferred by those who haven't discovered encrypted messaging apps yet. Because nothing screams "I'm not suspicious" like having forty texts with someone named Mary Warner who only responds with addresses and emojis.
The deliberately informal, often satirical pronunciation of 'America' used to mock excessive patriotism, jingoism, or stereotypical American behavior. Usually accompanied by references to guns, eagles, and freedom fries, it's the linguistic equivalent of wearing an American flag tank top to a monster truck rally. Originally meant as mockery, it's been ironically embraced by the very people it was meant to ridicule.
A nice hispanic nigga who has lots of friends and is handsome
Microsoft Windows XP
make America great again
my side is busting open
A term that describes a person who creates game modifications, also known as "mods."
To montanez is to get with one of your friends ex-girlfriends, Making out = 1 point, in pants/shirt = 2 points, fucking = 3 points; its a fun game, just don't piss off your friends too bad.
A creative mashup of "homie" and "mobile" that somehow became slang for a friend or associate in urban vernacular. It takes the concept of a homey and makes them portable, because why not add unnecessary syllables to perfectly good slang? Proof that language evolution doesn't always follow logical paths.
Something you think about constantly or obsess over, referencing the claim that men think about Ancient Rome frequently. The historically-inspired way to describe your latest fixation or intrusive thought pattern.
A financial relationship
That one person in every group whose indoor voice is everyone else's outdoor voice, and whose outdoor voice violates several noise ordinances. They're not yelling, that's just how they talk - RIP your eardrums.
British slang for someone who's completely unhinged, unpredictable, or engages in behavior so wild it questions their mental stability. Can describe someone clinically unstable or just a mate who does dangerously stupid things for laughs. The UK's colorful way of saying "that person is absolutely bonkers."
My Boobs Hurt So Much
Minecraft: Bedrock Edition
my hat is off to you
A vague period of time that's longer than an actual minute—basically 'a while' or 'some time.' Used frequently in casual speech to describe imprisonment or any extended duration.
A Spanish contraction combining 'mi' (my) and 'hijo' (son), creating an affectionate, colloquial way to address a male family member or close friend. The Spanish equivalent of 'my boy.'
Getting so monumentally drunk that you literally cannot walk and need to be physically carried to your hotel room like cargo. It's the point where your legs file for unemployment.