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Someone attracted to multiple people across both online and real-world environments — a term for modern romantic complexity in the digital age. Basically, the heart wants what it wants, whether it's on Discord or IRL.
A board game by Milton Bradley (later Hasbro) released in 1963 where players race around a board building a Rube Goldberg-style mouse trap that other players can trigger to send competitors backward. The trap itself—with a spinning crank, falling bucket, and spinning trap—is often more fun than the actual gameplay.
A common mistake by English speakers who confuse this Spanish phrase—which technically means 'I please myself'—with the correct phrase 'me gusta' meaning 'I like it.' A classic Gringo error that actual Spanish speakers find hilarious.
A jaw-exercise technique involving tongue posture—pressing the tongue flat against the roof of the mouth to supposedly improve jawline definition and facial structure over time. The practice became popular on social media despite limited scientific evidence supporting cosmetic benefits.
Plural of 'moot,' internet slang shorthand for 'mutuals.' Refers to people who follow each other on social media or belong to overlapping friend groups online.
The irrational fear of black holes—a cosmic anxiety disorder for those who lose sleep contemplating infinite gravity wells and event horizons. Basically, your brain's way of saying 'nope' to astrophysics.
A person who kills a group of crows—technically 'murder murderer' but truncated because saying the full phrase is a tongue-twister nightmare. It's the kind of overwrought definition that exists purely because someone thought the logical naming convention was hilarious.
The ultimate Midwestern rejection—a single word ('pass') deployed when no, nope, or hell no isn't emphatic enough to shut down someone's obnoxious proposition. It's the verbal equivalent of closing a door in someone's face while maintaining plausible deniability.
Cute little creatures from Neopets that love juice, OR gummi bears soaked in cheap vodka disguised as candy — one is wholesome gaming nostalgia, the other is a regrettable college decision. Choose wisely.
A distinctly parental form of humor, usually self-deprecating or deeply relatable, born from the exhausting reality of motherhood. These jokes prove that laughter is indeed cheaper than therapy.
Slang for a man's chest and nipples—essentially what happens when 'man' and 'manners' had a baby and then that baby spent too much time at the gym.
When you develop unrequited romantic feelings for someone who only sees you as a friend, trapping you in the friendzone with two possible exits: either you move on and maintain the friendship, or you become so hung up that the relationship implodes. It's basically the emotional equivalent of being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
A guy who's completely whipped and obsessed with a girl who clearly isn't interested in him. The name plays on 'whipped' and the irony of being stuck in unrequited devotion, like a sad soft-serve situation.
An old-fashioned, somewhat garbled way of saying 'you're welcome' that sounds like it came straight out of a 1950s sitcom. If you hear this, you're either talking to someone's grandpa or someone who's deliberately being quirky.
A creative variation of 'money on my mind'—basically saying you're financially motivated and thinking about the hustle. It's got that street poetry vibe where fashion and finance intersect.