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In chat and text messages, ITYK typically stands for "I thought you knew." Your friends and family may use this acronym to express their surprise, when they realize you did not know about a significant event or piece of information.
to be stuck in the hell hole of jury duty.
An acronym meaning 'I F***ed Your Mom Last Night,' deployed by internet trolls and middle schoolers who think they've achieved peak comedy. It's the digital equivalent of playground insults, except with less creativity.
A more socially acceptable code phrase for "I'd hit that," allowing thirsty commentary to fly under the radar of polite society. It's the verbal wink-wink that lets you express attraction without the aggressive overtones, perfect for when you need plausible deniability. Basically, it's horniness with manners.
The sanitized version of "shit" that emerged from radio-edited rap songs, now a standalone suffix or substitute curse word. When you want the impact of profanity without actually offending HR. Functions as both noun and versatile linguistic filler.
A concise two-word exit announcement that efficiently communicates your departure without getting trapped in the dreaded extended goodbye loop. Perfect for when you need to escape a conversation before someone starts telling you about their cousin's new cryptocurrency venture.
Abbreviation for 'If I Recall Correctly,' the internet's way of hedging your bets when you're about 70% sure of something but don't want to get ratio'd if you're wrong. It's the digital equivalent of saying 'don't quote me on this' while definitely wanting to be quoted if you're right. A classic CYA maneuver in text form.
I don't know a thing
I don't know what you mean
I didn't know yoru mom blogs too
im doing my homework
I didn't understand a thing you said
if I recall correctly
I just peed my pants
i love you so much it hurts
I love you so much too
Inquiring minds want to know
I want to f**k you so bad right now
If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all
If You're Feeling Less Generous
Overly harsh, critical, or damaging in a way that severely wounds someone's ego or self-esteem through unnecessary cruelty. Not just a criticism—it's a personal attack designed to hurt.
I dont know what the f**k you're talking about
I am not your lawyer
I don't actually care