No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
I don't give a rat's ass
I don't know a thing
I didn't understand a thing you said
I've got a lovely bunch of cocnuts
I just pissed myself
I know where you live
i love you like a fat kid loves cake
i love you like crazy
I love you so much too
I stole this word from noslang.com
if you see what I mean
The deliberate withholding of condolences for someone who died, typically reserved for people who were genuinely terrible humans. It's the polite way of saying "good riddance" at a funeral.
In chat and text messages, ITYK typically stands for "I thought you knew." Your friends and family may use this acronym to express their surprise, when they realize you did not know about a significant event or piece of information.
A concise two-word exit announcement that efficiently communicates your departure without getting trapped in the dreaded extended goodbye loop. Perfect for when you need to escape a conversation before someone starts telling you about their cousin's new cryptocurrency venture.
Abbreviation for 'If I Recall Correctly,' the internet's way of hedging your bets when you're about 70% sure of something but don't want to get ratio'd if you're wrong. It's the digital equivalent of saying 'don't quote me on this' while definitely wanting to be quoted if you're right. A classic CYA maneuver in text form.
Someone who somehow manages to be both ignorant AND an anusβa particularly frustrating combination of stupidity and obnoxiousness that makes your brain cells want to retire.
An internet shorthand notation meaning 'insert sarcasm here'βa pre-emoji way to clarify that your tone-deaf text comment was obviously ironic and shouldn't be taken literally. Basically a tone indicator before tone indicators were cool.
A phrase used to describe the vibe, energy, or aesthetic something exudes. The Gen-Z equivalent of 'it reminds me of' but make it more dramatic and less grammatically correct.
I am not your lawyer
in case you missed it
I don't know what to say
I don't think I should
I hate my little sister
if I recall correctly