No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
To be scammed out of thousands of dollars by someone who then ghosts all communication and disappears completely—the ultimate combo of financial betrayal and cowardice.
The strategic act of running water in the sink or flushing while pooping to mask the inevitable sounds—a delicate social courtesy when you're not alone in the house.
A crude, insulting nickname for someone overweight—comparing their legs to the meaty joints of a pig. Not exactly polite, but shockingly persistent in circles where people have apparently never heard of kindness.
Someone so aggressively dumb and boring that hanging around them feels like psychological torture—the human equivalent of a broken record, but louder and more obnoxious.
Your natural environment where you spend hours immobilized with snacks and screens—basically the human equivalent of a zoo enclosure but with WiFi and fewer judgment glances.