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The imaginary medical condition used to explain that awkward single hiccup that erupts from your body at the worst possible moment. Unlike normal hiccups that come in annoying sequences, hiccupitis strikes once and sounds like your body is trying to speak whale. It's the perfect excuse for that weird noise you just made during a silent meeting.
A chess move where you deploy the knight (the horse-shaped piece) to attack an opponent's piece or position. It's what happens when chess players try to make the game sound way more exciting than it actually is to non-chess players.
Regional Appalachian folklore term for a lone male turkey exhibiting creepy, ominous behavior—basically the avian equivalent of that guy who stares too long at the bus stop. Like black cats, they're believed to bring bad luck, though most people treat this superstition with appropriate skepticism.
The gloriously annoying act of blowing through a dog toy squeaker, presumably until everyone within earshot wants to strangle you. Named for the high-pitched torture it inflicts on both pets and humans alike.
The vehicular equivalent of a jump scare, where a driver sneaks up on an unsuspecting pedestrian and unleashes their horn at maximum volume for pure comedic effect. It's equal parts prank and public menace, guaranteed to spike someone's heart rate and possibly ruin their day. Essentially, it's assault by automobile horn, but make it funny.
A dismissive term for complete and utter nonsense, bullshit, or ridiculous lies. Used when someone's story or claim is so obviously false it doesn't even deserve serious consideration.
The quality or state of being hobo-like; a vibe of deliberate scruffiness, wanderlust, or general vagrant aesthetic—think thrifted clothes, weathered boots, and a 'the road chose me' attitude.
The infuriating debate tactic where someone continuously counters your hypothetical scenario with an opposing hypothetical, creating an endless loop of "but what ifs" that goes absolutely nowhere. It's the conversational equivalent of two people trying to walk through a door at the same time, except the door doesn't exist and neither does the building.
hi-fa-doo-fa-nator. Noun: The most costly thing a mechanic can sell you when your car is in the shop.
hungry and angry at the same time
Hard pants are any pants that do not include an elastic waistband and stretchy fabrics. During thecovidpandemic, wearing hard pants went out of style fast, asWFHerssettled into their new and more comfortable office-less lifestyles.
Gamersuse hp5 as shorthand for "health per five seconds." This stat tracks how quickly a damaged player's health regenerates. For example, a player with an hp5 of 20 regains 20 health every five seconds.
Hollywood: Any person whom acts as if they are higher than others due to their social class or wealth. Commonly used in New England.
a generalized southern greeting, but spicy
The common misspelling of "hustle" that appears so frequently it's become its own unofficial variant. Ironically, misspelling the word for working hard suggests you weren't hustling hard enough in English class.
That charming prank where someone grabs just above your knee with two fingers and squeezes, triggering an involuntary leg spasm that looks like you're trying to kickstart a motorcycle. Popular among grandparents, siblings, and anyone who enjoys watching you flail like a malfunctioning robot. It's basically finding the "eject" button on someone's leg.
The state or quality of being a hypocrite, for those who find "hypocrisy" too mainstream or grammatically correct. It's like hypocrisy, but with extra syllables to really emphasize how much someone practices what they don't preach. A non-standard noun that emerges when you need to call out someone's do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do behavior but want to sound slightly less formal about it.
A derogatory term for an unpleasant or mean-spirited woman, though its historical roots in witch mythology give it extra bite. While traditionally referring to an old woman, modern usage focuses more on temperament than age. It's basically the mean girl insult that never graduated from high school.
Another Nadsat term from "A Clockwork Orange" meaning something spectacularly good, derived from the Russian word "khorosho" (good). Despite sounding negative in English, it's actually a positive descriptor in the book's slang. The ultimate example of why context matters in made-up dystopian languages.
A delightfully onomatopoetic verb meaning to steal, swipe, or permanently borrow without permission. It sounds exactly like what a cartoon villain would say while snatching something. Less serious than "theft," more playful than "borrowed."
A optimistic (if somewhat misguided) belief that collective positive thinking and intellectual collaboration can solve global health crises like COVID-19.
he who must be obeyed
The acronym HBTQ stands for "homosexual, bisexual, transgender, and queer." This variant ofLGBTQis used primarily in Sweden. However, you may encounter it on social media or in forums (often, when reading a post made by a Swedish person).