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Husband and Wife forever
A slang term that describes a friend who is ignoring his or her friends while dating someone.
A gorilla that was shot in cold blood when it saved a child from drowning when there parents didn't look out for them.
Playful mischief and chaotic tomfoolery, typically perpetrated by groups of teenage boys who mistake property damage for comedy content. Modern hijinks often involve TikTok documentation, questionable decision-making, and the absence of adult supervision. It's the polite word for 'they're definitely going to break something and blame each other.'
Criminal slang for stolen goods that are still traceable and therefore dangerous to possess or sell. Merchandise is "hot" when it's fresh off the theft, easily identifiable, and likely to attract unwanted law enforcement attention. The temperature metaphor perfectly captures the risky, handle-with-care nature of recently pilfered items.
A optimistic (if somewhat misguided) belief that collective positive thinking and intellectual collaboration can solve global health crises like COVID-19.
A water-saving shower taken by two people simultaneously, combining hygiene with environmental responsibility. Practical and efficient, assuming you're comfortable with proximity.
A sex worker, with the term reportedly originating from General Hooker's attempt to restrict prostitution in Civil War–era Washington D.C.—though historians debate this etymology.
The legendary villain from SpongeBob SquarePants who haunts the Krusty Krab at night, now a cultural touchstone for millennial nostalgia. What started as a spooky campfire story about a fry cook's ghost has become shorthand for anything vaguely ominous or creepy. Bonus points if you can still remember all the warning signs.
Athletic, sexy, popular, nice, funny, handsome. Any girl would go crazy over him. He can melt anyones heart!
head b***h in charge
People use HT to be friendly, whether they are joining a conversation or starting one (perhaps they are joining a forum or an online game). For example, you may join a gaming campaign online, "HT! Thanks for letting me join!"
While pretty much everyone knows what "HBO" is, not many know it stands for "Home Box Office." It originally started as a premium television network and then morphed into a content-streaming service (known as "Max") that features theatrically released movies, original shows and movies, concert specials, and stand-up comedy specials.
To laugh with the grace and subtlety of a donkey, producing sounds that are more barnyard than boardroom. Usually involuntary and impossible to dignify. The kind of laugh that makes everyone else stop talking and stare.
An intensifier meaning something is so extreme, intense, or out of the ordinary that it's beyond your current capabilities or comfort zone. Can describe anything from fashion choices to difficulty levels. It's basically saying something is operating on a level you're not ready for.
Someone whose actions or decisions result in collateral damage to others—a darkly ironic term suggesting that heroics often come at a cost to innocent bystanders.
A shower taken while drinking one or multiple beers. Has the same relaxing effect of drinking in a hot tub. There are different levels of happy showers. A regular one includes one beer, a double happy shower entails the drinking of two beers, triple with three, and so on. A super happy shower includes any of the above but while also receiving a blowjob.
when you sit on a curb or anything close to a street and eat food or drink a drink.
hope you feel better
People often end messages in which they've offered advice with HTH (hope this helps). This acronym expresses a person's hope that you'll find their opinion or guidance useful.
Hygiene theater is when people and businesses enact measures to make people who are anxious about the spread of germs feel safer but do little to actually prevent spreading. This performative act became prominent in 2020 during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Gamersuse hp5 as shorthand for "health per five seconds." This stat tracks how quickly a damaged player's health regenerates. For example, a player with an hp5 of 20 regains 20 health every five seconds.
a way to say whore but in a kidding sense
An unnecessarily luxurious 30-minute shower that could've easily been accomplished in 10 minutes, but you were too busy having an imaginary argument or pretending to be in a music video. The aquatic equivalent of scrolling your phone for "just five more minutes" at bedtime.