The language of silicon dreams and stack overflows.
The state of being asleep or inactive, like that project you swear you'll finish someday or the code repository that hasn't been touched since 2019. In tech, it's when systems or processes are intentionally paused but theoretically could wake up, unlike your motivation on Monday mornings. Think hibernation mode, but for software, biological entities, or your gym membership.
The arcane text that developers write to make computers do things, composed of strict syntax that will break if you miss a single semicolon. It's simultaneously the most logical and most frustrating thing humans have ever created. Also refers to laws, secret messages, and moral standards, but in tech circles, it's always about those sweet, sweet lines of JavaScript that definitely don't have any bugs.
In the startup world, the speed at which your development team can actually ship features, measured in story points or whatever agile metric your project manager is obsessed with this quarter. Unlike regular speed, velocity has direction—ideally forward, though some teams seem to excel at moving sideways. It's the number that determines whether you'll make your demo day deadline or spend the weekend surviving on Red Bull and regret.
The tech industry's favorite verb meaning "we made different things work together," often through tears, caffeine, and questionable API calls. This process of combining components into a unified whole promises seamless functionality but frequently delivers "it works on my machine" energy. It's what engineers claim they've achieved right before the demo crashes spectacularly.
Wanna Be Mod—a gaming term for overzealous players who act like they have moderator powers they definitely don't possess. These self-appointed hall monitors patrol forums and chat rooms, reporting violations and lecturing others, desperately hoping the actual admins will notice their free labor.
A plea from Escape from Tarkov players begging developers for a game reset, usually accompanied by the emoticon ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ. 'Gib' is internet speak for 'give,' and the wipe resets everyone's progress so veterans and newbies can suffer equally again. It's basically asking to have your hard work deleted, which tells you everything about gaming masochism.
A delightfully archaic unit of measurement that literally compares your engine to how many horses it would take to do the same work. Invented by James Watt to market his steam engines (seriously), one horsepower equals about 746 watts, though the metric version differs just to keep things confusing. Car bros still use this to measure their vehicle's masculinity.
An evolved form of 'pwned' specifically reserved for absolutely humiliating defeats where your opponent didn't score a single point. This is the gaming equivalent of being shut out, blanked, and sent home crying to your RGB keyboard. Popular in early 2000s FPS culture when creative spelling still made you look cool.
A coupling device that connects vehicles to their loads, transferring the grunt work of pulling or pushing from one machine to another. Think of it as the industrial handshake that says "your problem is now my problem." Most commonly seen on trains, tractors, and anywhere heavy things need persuading to move.
The often-terrifying moment when an organization flips from an old system, platform, or process to a shiny new one, typically scheduled for 3 AM on a weekend. It's the business equivalent of changing a tire while the car is still moving. Usually accompanied by prayers, energy drinks, and a rollback plan that everyone hopes they won't need but definitely will.
A term from the early 2000s describing professional or competitive video game players, before 'esports athlete' became the accepted nomenclature. It's charmingly dated, like calling the internet the 'information superhighway,' but it was a genuine attempt to legitimize gaming as sport.
Leetspeak for 'Elite,' referring to someone or something that is superior, skilled, or part of an exclusive group within internet culture or gaming.
Leet-speak verb meaning to dominate, rule, or completely own at something. The '90s internet's way of saying you're superior with intentional misspelling for extra swagger.
A typing error caused by various factors—bad keyboard control, distraction, or just plain carelessness. A universal excuse for spelling mistakes.
In startup-land, this is what carries your funding dreams (or electrical current, if you're boring). A thin metal conductor that either powers your gadgets or becomes the medium through which VCs send you rejection emails at the speed of light.
The hardworking spindles that let your wheels actually turn instead of just sitting there judging your engineering. The unsung heroes of mechanical motion—boring, essential, never mentioned in pitches.
The intersection of Building Information Modeling (BIM) and metadata—basically organizing architectural and engineering data so efficiently that even the blueprints feel organized.
A device that measures things—parking meters, electrical usage, your increasing anxiety at the taxi stand. It could also be the person doing the measuring, though that's rarer and sadder.
Electrically charged atoms that threw their electrons out a window and now have serious attitude problems about it.
A Discord bot for the Roblox community that once allowed users to bypass content filters and add prohibited words and audio files to the game. Now mostly obsolete since the .ogg audio upload method was patched, making it an expensive reminder that all good exploits eventually get discovered and shut down. The digital equivalent of buying a key to a door that no longer exists.
The middleman software that sits between your application and your database or between different services, facilitating communication like a digital translator at the UN. It's the plumbing that nobody thinks about until it breaks, handling authentication, message routing, and data transformation behind the scenes. Essentially, it's the layer that makes everyone else's job easier while getting zero recognition.
Read-Only Memory, the permanent storage chip in your computer that holds essential instructions like the BIOS and can't be easily modified—it's the tattoo of computer memory. Unlike RAM which forgets everything when you turn off the power, ROM stubbornly remembers its data forever, like that embarrassing thing you said in 2007. It's where your computer stores the startup instructions it needs before it can even think about loading an operating system.
The tech world's equivalent of making imaginary friends real—creating software-based versions of physical hardware that exist only in the digital realm but work just as well (sometimes better). It's how one beefy server pretends to be twenty different computers, each blissfully unaware of its simulated existence. Basically, it's The Matrix for IT infrastructure, and yes, the red pill is more expensive.
The art of watching people or places continuously, either for legitimate security purposes or because you've seen too many spy movies. Can range from security cameras protecting your local 7-Eleven to elaborate intelligence operations that would make James Bond jealous. In healthcare, it's less creepy and more about tracking disease patterns instead of people.