workstation

Definition

A high-powered desktop computer that costs three times more than a regular PC because it has 'professional-grade' components and comes in a sleeker case. These beefy machines are designed for demanding tasks like 3D rendering, video editing, or convincing your boss you need better equipment. Also refers to your designated suffering area at the office, usually equipped with an ergonomic chair that isn't.

Example Usage

Our design team needs new workstations because apparently rendering 4K video on five-year-old hardware is 'not optimal,' according to their daily complaint emails.

Source: Technology and workplace terminology

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environment

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