Bitch box

Definition

A Linux server relegated to handling boring, repetitive tasks that nobody else wants to deal with—the digital equivalent of an intern doing data entry. Despite the crude name, these machines perform essential but unglamorous functions like DNS routing or proxy serving. Every network has one doing the thankless work while the sexy servers get all the attention.

Example Usage

We set up a bitch box to handle DNS requests so our main servers can focus on actual applications.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bitch%20box&defid=387052)

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