56k

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Definition

The prehistoric dial-up internet connection speed that made downloading a single song feel like a spiritual journey. While some rural folks have legitimate infrastructure excuses, others are clinging to 56k through sheer stubbornness or a nostalgic love of hearing that screaming modem sound.

Example Usage

Loading a YouTube video on my grandparents' 56k connection takes so long I usually just give up and go outside.

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