The language of silicon dreams and stack overflows.
The seemingly endless series of small, distracting tasks you must complete before you can accomplish your actual goal. You started wanting to fix a button, now you're rewriting the entire authentication system.
A looming computer apocalypse where Unix-based systems storing time in 32-bit integers will catastrophically fail on January 19, 2038, when they can't represent dates beyond that moment. It's basically Y2K's forgotten sibling that nobody prepared for because everyone thought we'd have fixed it by now.