The language of silicon dreams and stack overflows.
The digital equivalent of showing your ID at a bar, proving you are who you claim to be before the system lets you in. It's the bouncer checkpoint where your username and password get verified, hopefully through something more secure than "password123." Once authenticated, you're granted access to do whatever damage—er, work—you're authorized to do.
Short for 'Artificial Intelligence; didn't read'—the new TL;DR for the ChatGPT era. It's what you comment when someone pastes an obviously AI-generated wall of text that reeks of robotic politeness and corporate-speak. The digital equivalent of saying 'I can spot synthetic content from a mile away, and I'm not wasting my time on it.'
A software development approach that promised to free us from rigid planning but instead gave us daily standups and infinite meetings about sprints. It's chaos with a framework and motivational posters.
A drilling tool that bores holes into wood, ice, or earth using a helical screw blade, like a corkscrew with ambition. Carpenters use small ones for precise holes, while landscapers deploy massive versions to drill fence post holes or tap maple trees. Plumbers call their drain-clearing snake version an auger too, because why make terminology simple?