alcatel

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Definition

A budget mobile phone brand that serves as a nostalgic reminder of pre-smartphone days or the current choice of extremely frugal shoppers. Owning one means you either lost a bet or have admirably transcended materialism.

Example Usage

My grandma still uses her Alcatel flip phone from 2005 and refuses to upgrade because 'it still makes calls just fine.'

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alcatel&defid=2438629)

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