atomic

Definition

In tech, an operation so indivisible it makes atoms look like they have commitment issues. Either the entire transaction completes successfully, or it fails completely—no half-pregnant databases allowed. Think of it as the "all or nothing" principle that keeps your data from becoming a hot mess.

Example Usage

We need to make that database update atomic, because having half the user's payment processed is just begging for a customer support nightmare.

Source: Common computer science terminology

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