Disrupting disruption with disruptive disruptions since 2010.
The numbers a startup tracks to measure success, carefully selected to be whichever ones happen to be going up. When those numbers go down, they become vanity metrics, and new key metrics are discovered.
A space of the market that a powerful VC firm claims as theirs, and they'll kill any startup that tries to compete there. It's legal monopoly behavior with a cute name.
A deal term that prevents certain actions without investor approval. The clause that prevents your CEO from going rogue.