Definition

The corporate buzzword slapped onto anything that sounds remotely important or long-term, because saying something is "strategic" makes it immune to criticism. In military contexts, it actually means relating to overall war planning rather than individual battles; in business, it means whatever the PowerPoint says it means.

Example Usage

The CEO announced a strategic initiative to leverage synergies, which we later discovered meant firing half the marketing team.

Source: Business and military terminology

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