reply-all apocalypse

Definition

The email disaster that occurs when someone replies-all to a massive distribution list, triggering a chain reaction of 'please remove me' and 'stop replying all' messages that brings email servers to their knees. It's like watching a slow-motion train wreck you can't stop.

Example Usage

The company-wide email triggered a reply-all apocalypse with 3,000 employees asking to be removed, each reply going to all 3,000 employees.

Source: Email etiquette and corporate communications

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