brainstorm

Definition

A meeting where people throw out ideas with reckless abandon, theoretically without judgment, though Janet from accounting will definitely judge your suggestion later. Originally meaning a sudden brilliant idea, it's evolved into a structured creative session where the goal is quantity over quality—because somewhere in those 47 terrible ideas might be one decent one. It's democracy applied to problem-solving, with similar levels of efficiency.

Example Usage

Let's schedule a brainstorm session for Friday afternoon, when everyone's mental energy is at its absolute peak.

Source: Business terminology

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