bike-shedding

Definition

Wasting time on trivial details while ignoring complex, important issues. Named after spending hours debating bike shed color instead of nuclear reactor design.

Example Usage

We're bike-shedding about font choices while the entire product strategy is fundamentally flawed.

Origin

Parkinson's Law of Triviality, 1957, popularized in tech

Fun Fact

C. Northcote Parkinson observed that committees spend more time on simple items everyone understands than complex ones requiring expertise.

Source: Project management and organizational behavior

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