Think Outside the Box

Beginner 💼 Corporate / Business

Definition

An instruction to be creative, usually delivered inside a windowless conference room by someone who has spent 30 years building the box. The box, ironically, is made entirely of people telling you to think outside it.

Example Usage

"We need to think outside the box on this one, team," said the manager who then rejected every idea that wasn't already inside the box.

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