Numbers dressed up in fancy suits pretending to be words.
Current assets minus current liabilities—the money available to fund daily operations without selling the furniture. Positive working capital means you can pay your bills; negative means start selling that furniture.
The foundational accounting system where every transaction affects at least two accounts, ensuring the books always balance through equal and opposite entries. It's the yin and yang of accounting, except with more debits.
The practice of using accounting flexibility to smooth earnings or hit targets—a polite term for creative number manipulation that's legal until suddenly it isn't. It's the difference between aggressive accounting and fraud, and that line is thinner than accountants admit.
Information barriers within financial institutions designed to prevent conflicts of interest, like keeping the investment banking side from sharing insider information with the trading desk. Also increasingly called 'ethical walls' because geography.
The time between paying suppliers and collecting from customers, measured in days. Negative is magical—you get paid before paying bills, turning working capital into a profit center. Positive means you're funding your customers' purchases with your own money.
A simplified cost accounting system that records costs only when production is complete, skipping the tedious tracking of work-in-process. It's for manufacturers who prefer speed over precision and assume everything flows smoothly.
Modeling how a portfolio or institution would perform under adverse scenarios like market crashes or economic meltdowns. Like a financial fire drill, except the fire is hypothetical and the panic is very real.
A structured security backed by a pool of leveraged loans, sliced into tranches with varying risk levels. Like a financial layer cake where the top tier is reasonably safe and the bottom is essentially a gamble on corporate junk.
A fancy legal term for embezzlement that makes stealing company funds sound almost scholarly. It's the misappropriation of money held in trust or fiduciary capacity, often discovered when the auditors start asking uncomfortable questions.
In finance, assets or companies in serious financial trouble, teetering on the edge of bankruptcy or default—basically the business equivalent of a fire sale. Distressed debt trades at steep discounts because there's a real chance investors will lose everything, attracting vulture funds who specialize in profiting from others' misery. Also describes furniture made to look old on purpose, but that's significantly less financially devastating.
A quantitative analyst who speaks fluent mathematics and turns market data into trading strategies. These number-crunching wizards use statistical models and algorithms to predict financial outcomes, often while the rest of us are still figuring out the tip at lunch. Wall Street's favorite rocket scientists who chose finance over NASA.
A report categorizing accounts receivable by how long they've been outstanding, typically in 30-day buckets. It's a snapshot of who owes you money and which customers are slow payers or potential deadbeats.
The stuff you promise to forfeit if you can't pay back a loan—basically insurance for lenders who don't trust your word alone. It's the financial equivalent of leaving your driver's license at the bowling alley when you rent shoes. Can be your house, car, or collection of vintage Beanie Babies (though banks prefer the first two).
The magical number left over after you subtract all expenses from revenue, assuming your accounting department is feeling generous about what counts as an expense. It's what companies supposedly exist to generate, though many startups operate for years as if this is merely optional. Shareholders love it, the IRS wants to tax it, and CFOs have seventeen different ways to calculate it.
The intangible asset representing the premium paid during an acquisition over the fair market value of tangible assets—essentially the accountant's way of saying 'we overpaid, but let's call it strategic value.' It sits on the balance sheet until reality sets in and it gets impaired.
The financial practice of moving money from one investment or retirement account to another without triggering tax consequences, because the IRS is generous like that. Also describes what happens to your old web design when you hover over a button, or what vehicles do in unfortunate accidents. In tech, it's that fancy effect where images change when your cursor touches them, making websites feel interactive since 1995.
The original purchase price of an asset used to calculate capital gains taxes, proving that the IRS wants documentation of every financial decision you've ever made. Lose track of it and prepare for tax-time panic.
A contractual clause allowing a company to demand return of previously paid compensation, typically when executives are caught cooking the books or performance metrics turn out to be fiction. It's the corporate equivalent of 'give me back my money.'
Money that exits your bank account faster than your ability to justify why you needed it in the first place. In business contexts, it's the art of categorizing spending so the tax man won't cry, and in personal finance, it's the stuff that makes you wonder where your paycheck went. Track them obsessively or live in blissful ignorance—there is no middle ground.
The lifeblood of any business—the actual money moving in and out, as opposed to imaginary 'revenue' on paper. You can be profitable on an income statement and still go bankrupt if this isn't positive, which is why CFOs wake up in cold sweats thinking about it. It's the difference between looking rich and actually being able to pay your bills.
The discount rate that makes the net present value of an investment zero—basically the breakeven return that justifies the project. If IRR exceeds your hurdle rate, it's theoretically a go; if not, it's a hard pass.
A commodity market condition where near-term futures prices exceed longer-dated ones, suggesting immediate scarcity. The market's way of saying 'we need this stuff NOW,' convenience premium included.
A pre-approved sum of money allocated for specific purposes, whether it's reimbursing employees for business expenses or giving your kid enough cash to learn about financial responsibility (and candy budgets). In corporate speak, it's the amount you're permitted to spend before someone starts asking uncomfortable questions. It's not free money—it's controlled spending with receipts attached.
The person or institution you owe money to, who will periodically remind you of this fact with varying degrees of politeness. In the great financial food chain, creditors sit above debtors and pray they'll actually get paid back. They range from your friendly neighborhood bank to that guy you borrowed twenty bucks from in college and somehow never repaid.