Numbers dressed up in fancy suits pretending to be words.
French for 'slice,' because everything sounds fancier in French, especially when you're dividing up debt into pieces. In finance, it's a portion of a larger pool of securities, bonds, or loans, each with different risk levels and maturity dates. Investment bankers use this term to make selling chopped-up mortgages sound sophisticated—we all remember how that worked out in 2008.
Either the total sales a company racks up in a period, or the depressing rate at which employees flee for greener pastures—context is everything. In finance, high turnover is great; in HR, it's a red flag the size of a building. It can also refer to how quickly inventory or assets get cycled through, because apparently one word needs to do the work of five.
A report listing all general ledger accounts with their debit or credit balances to verify that total debits equal total credits. When they don't match, accountants enter panic mode because double-entry bookkeeping isn't supposed to be optional.
A company's book value after stripping out intangible assets like goodwill and patents—basically what's left if you only count things you can drop on your foot. It's the pessimist's version of book value that assumes intangibles are worthless.
Investment approach starting with big-picture economic factors (global trends, interest rates, sector outlook) before drilling down to individual securities. For those who believe macro matters more than micro.
Shares that a company has issued and later repurchased, sitting in corporate limbo—not quite cancelled but no longer outstanding. The equity equivalent of taking back your gift because the recipient didn't appreciate it enough.
Where governments and large organizations stash their cash and valuables, or the department responsible for managing all that money. In corporate settings, it's the team that handles cash flow, investments, and debt—basically the company's personal bank manager. Also refers to government bonds, because apparently one word should mean seventeen different things.
The practice of selling investments at a loss to offset capital gains and reduce tax liability, then often buying similar assets to maintain market exposure. It's using the tax code's lemons to make lemonade.
A journal entry made at the corporate level above the normal operational accounting system, often used for adjustments or consolidation. It's headquarters overriding local books, sometimes legitimately, sometimes suspiciously.
Money the government extracts from your paycheck for the privilege of living in a civilized society with roads, schools, and bureaucrats. Beyond the transaction fees you pay for specific services, it's the general admission ticket to citizenship. Can also mean any burdensome demand, like when your boss taxes your patience with another Monday meeting.
The prices charged between subsidiaries of the same multinational corporation for goods or services, theoretically based on arm's-length principles but conveniently used to shift profits to low-tax jurisdictions. Tax authorities are not amused.
The tedious audit procedure of tracing numbers from one document to another and reconciling totals, involving literal tick marks on paper. It's as exciting as it sounds and explains why auditors develop that distinctive glazed expression.
The reduction in taxable income from deductible expenses like interest or depreciation, effectively making Uncle Sam subsidize your business decisions. It's why debt isn't always bad—the government pays part of your interest bill through reduced taxes.
Legal arrangements where one party holds property or assets for the benefit of another, creating a three-way relationship between the person who created it, the trustee managing it, and the beneficiary enjoying it. It's how wealthy families keep money in the family while minimizing taxes and preventing irresponsible heirs from blowing their inheritance on crypto. Also refers to the confidence you probably shouldn't have in said arrangements.
A measure of how quickly a company converts various assets (inventory, receivables, etc.) into sales or cash. High turnover is generally good, unless you're turning over employees, which is just expensive.
The classification of income, property, or transactions that the government has graciously decided you should share with them. Essentially, anything that brings you joy probably falls into this category. If you earned it, bought it, or even thought about profiting from it, the taxman cometh.
Money extracted by the government in exchange for services you'll never see itemized on a receipt. Unlike paying for a latte, you don't get to choose the size, flavor, or whether you want it at all. The financial relationship status between you and your government: it's complicated, and it's definitely not negotiable.
The mythical unicorn of financial transactions: money that the government has graciously decided not to touch. Income or purchases that escape taxation, usually because lawmakers needed to incentivize something or felt charitable that particular legislative session. The two most beautiful words in accounting, often followed by fine print and eligibility requirements.
The art of transferring wealth from citizens to government coffers through a bewildering array of forms, deductions, and loopholes that require advanced degrees to navigate. It's the reason April 15th is the most dreaded day on the calendar and accountants drive nice cars. Somehow, despite everyone paying, roads still have potholes.