Definition

Money extracted by the government in exchange for services you'll never see itemized on a receipt. Unlike paying for a latte, you don't get to choose the size, flavor, or whether you want it at all. The financial relationship status between you and your government: it's complicated, and it's definitely not negotiable.

Example Usage

After calculating my taxes, I realized the government is basically my most expensive subscription service with the worst cancellation policy.

Source: Common financial terminology

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dutiable

A fancy term for items that trigger customs duties when crossing borders, because apparently governments never met a transaction they didn't want to tax. If you're importing it and the taxman wants a cut, congratulations—it's dutiable. This word exists primarily to make customs forms sound more official than "stuff we're charging you extra for."

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accounts payable

Money a company owes to suppliers and vendors for goods or services received but not yet paid for. The grown-up version of 'I'll pay you back later,' except with purchase orders and payment terms.

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earnings before interest and taxes

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generally accepted accounting principles

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