Gator in the Lake

Definition

Corporate email jargon for that completely irrelevant, company-wide message that somehow makes it to everyone's inbox, insulting the collective intelligence of all recipients. It's the digital equivalent of calling an all-hands meeting to announce someone found gum under a desk. Usually sent by someone who thinks their random observation deserves C-suite visibility.

Example Usage

"Did you see Jerry's email about the mysterious puddle in the parking lot? Total Gator in the Lake."

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gator%20in%20the%20Lake&defid=2883095)

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