Definition

The prefix that makes everything sound more official and standardized, as in ISO certifications that prove your company follows internationally agreed-upon rules. Also tech slang for 'isolation' or disk image files. Basically, it's shorthand for 'we're doing this by the book (the international book).'

Example Usage

The company proudly displayed its ISO 9001 certification, proving they had mastered the art of documenting their documentation.

Source: International standards and tech terminology

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