apparatus

Definition

The intimidating collection of specialized equipment and machinery that makes any professional setting look more serious than it actually is. In gymnastics, it refers to those medieval-looking contraptions like the pommel horse and parallel bars that only superhuman athletes can master. Scientists and engineers use this term to make their fancy tools sound more impressive than 'stuff we use to do our job.'

Example Usage

The laboratory's apparatus looked incredibly expensive and complicated, which explained why I wasn't allowed to touch anything without supervision.

Source: General technical terminology

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