The language of silicon dreams and stack overflows.
Technology systems and solutions built and used inside organizations without IT department approval or knowledge. Usually created by frustrated employees who got tired of waiting for the official three-year approval process to get Slack.
Five object-oriented design principles that form a convenient acronym: Single responsibility, Open-closed, Liskov substitution, Interface segregation, and Dependency inversion. Developers memorize them for interviews then promptly violate them all in production.
A mathematical concept describing a group where every member also belongs to a larger parent group, like how 'tech bros' is a subset of 'people who own too many hoodies.' In set theory, if every element of set A is also in set B, then A is a subset of B—simple as that. Data scientists love dropping this term to make basic categorization sound sophisticated.
The perpetual up-and-down or side-to-side motion you make to view content that doesn't fit on one screen, which is basically everything in the modern digital age. Before touch screens made it intuitive, we had scroll bars and mouse wheels; now we just swipe endlessly through social media feeds until we forget what we were looking for. In chat rooms, it also refers to the annoying practice of flooding conversations with text to push other messages out of view.
Structured Query Language, the bread and butter of database management that lets you talk to relational databases without needing a doctorate in computer science. Pronounced either "sequel" or "S-Q-L" depending on which tech bro you want to annoy at the office.
The tech sorcery that makes multiple devices, systems, or calendars pretend they're all on the same page at the same time. It's what happens when your phone, laptop, and tablet conspire to share the same data, ideally without creating duplicate chaos. When it works, it's magical; when it doesn't, you have 47 versions of the same document and no idea which one is current.
A powerful computer whose entire purpose in life is to serve data, files, or applications to other computers like a digital butler. It's the hardworking machine sitting in a climate-controlled room, handling requests 24/7 while your laptop gets all the credit. When it goes down, everything grinds to a halt and IT people start sweating profusely.
A daily meeting where developers stand and report what they did yesterday, what they'll do today, and what's blocking them, all while desperately wanting to sit back down. It's the morning roll call of tech workers.
The often-terrifying moment when an organization flips from an old system, platform, or process to a shiny new one, typically scheduled for 3 AM on a weekend. It's the business equivalent of changing a tire while the car is still moving. Usually accompanied by prayers, energy drinks, and a rollback plan that everyone hopes they won't need but definitely will.